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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Enigme,ghicitori,intrebari.

Enigme,ghicitori,intrebari.

Terapia prin ras- leac redutabil impotriva depresiei, grijilor si tensiunilor de orice fel.

Postby MariaParvu » Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:14 pm

a zis ceva de genu: a ramas unu necistigator, deci asta al meu e cistigator.
ha?
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Postby alex7 » Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:12 pm

...deci a facut asa...a tras biletul,l-a citit si l-a rupt repede spunand ca e castigator si cerandu-i prietenului sau sa i-l arate pe celalalt...care...era necastigator...
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Postby Cipisor » Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:29 pm

Stiu o faza "asemanatoare" dintr-o facultate unde un profesor le-a dat studentilor o lista cu vreo 50 subiecte ce urmau sa fie pe biletele de examen, in ordea aceea... Usor!!! Un tip nu a invatat decat subiectul cu nr. 13 si... a intrat in sala a tras un bilet, s-a uitat putin la el si l-a aruncat repede pe catedra. Proful indignat ... Studentul spune ca era biletul cu nr 13 si el este superstitios!!! Se apuca profesorul si cauta printre biletele pe cel cu nr 13, ca de, pe acela l-a tras, la acela trebuie sa raspunda!!! Si uite asa a trecut el examenul... si cu nota mare!!!

Hai cu alta ghicitoare!!!
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Postby cristina_gl » Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:32 pm

[Rad cu gura pana la urechi] Pacat ca nu mai sunt studenta!
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Postby alex7 » Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:32 pm

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Postby Cipisor » Mon Jun 19, 2006 5:53 pm

Alex... si ghicitoarea???
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Postby alex7 » Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:51 pm

...la o aniversare au fost invitati o bunica,un bunic,doi tati,4 mame,4 fii si 4 fiice,1 frate,3 surori,3 veri, o verisoara,3 nepoti si o nepoata ai bunicilor,3 matusi,un unchi,3 nepoti si o nepoata a unchiului...cate farfurii a folosit gazda la masa??
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Postby alex7 » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:52 pm

...fetele nu va mai place subiectul???
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Postby ella-o » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:56 pm

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Mi-e dor de tine printesa mea!
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Postby Cipisor » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:42 pm

Imi iau imediat hartia si ... vin cu marele raspuns!!!
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