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Loc de dat cu capu'

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Postby Trix » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:32 am

[czid] [czid] [czid] Ma plangeam ca nu e soare in Belgia. Eee de doua saptamani 30 de grade la umbra, piticul se topeste, eu ma enervez, dar cea mai draguta faza a fost azi cand ..... a inceput ploaia, din gresala am pus mana pe calorifer si [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] mergea caldura (avem calorifer cu gaz pe care il inchidem/deschidem noi) Era raspunsul la engima mea de ce e asa de cald cand am deschis tot ce se putea. Stephane daduse drumu acum 2 saptamani [czid] [czid] [czid] ca sa usuce un prosop [czid] [czid] [czid] si are uscator automat, dar nu, la calorifer ca sa facem sauna [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid]
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Postby Cipisor » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:36 am

[Ma tavalesc de ras] [cool] [cool]
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Postby lizi74 » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:57 am

fetelor ia uite ce am citit de dimineata in ziar:vacanta la bodrum, hotel 4 stele cu:tv in camera, klima, minibar, telefon, feon, balcon deasupra marii, 2 piscine pt copii, piscina olimpica, jakuzzi, hamam, sauna, masaj, bauturi alcoolice si gazoase, dimineata pranz si seara bufet deschis, copii intre 0-12 ani nu platesc si costa de persoana 900.000 lei romanesti vechi!
pai cand ma gandesc la turismul de la noi sa nu imi vina sa fac asa [czid] [czid] [czid] ??????????????
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Postby lizi74 » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:00 pm

am uitat sa precizez: sant si oferte mai ieftine... cea mai scumpa era de 1.160.000 lei vechi care oferea in plus internet jimnastica volei tenis bowling basket [:D]
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Postby Nadia_S » Wed Jun 14, 2006 3:22 pm

.De dimineata tot vreau sa vin aici sa-mi sparg capul [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] Am atitea motive ca nu stiu cu care sa incep. [czid] [czid] [czid] Luni tata se opereza si tot luni Baiatul meu are examen - capacitatea,Pe fratele meu la dat tipa cu care statea afara [czid] [czid] [czid] si acum apare pe la mine desi in ultimii doi ani nu prea m-a cunoscut ca de o ducea bine. [czid] [czid] [czid] Cu maicamea nu am vorbit de 5 ani si luni probabil ca ne intilnim la spital [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] si dumnezeu cu mila [czid] [czid] [czid]
Si acum am pus masina sa spele si nu am pus furtunul unde trebuie [czid] [czid] [czid] si va imaginati ce este in baie [czid] [czid] [czid] . Si-mi vine sa urlu [czid] [czid] [czid] si simt ca-mi va exploda capul de durere. [czid] [czid] [czid] Na ca am inceput sa si pling. [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid]
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Postby Anca_Cristina_Manea » Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:22 am

curaj, curaj, un necaz nu vine niciodata singur, dar nici mai mult decat putem duce nu primim [:D] .

bafta pt baiat si multa sanatate pt tatal tau.
asta conteaza in rest sunt nimicuri, te intelegi tu cumva cu mama ta si cu vecinii daca le-ai turnat apa in cap,
Cat despre fratele tau e major si vaccinat o sa descurce el intr-un fel.

Hai sa-ti povestesc ceva.Ne-am apucat de renovari prin casa si normal ca am frut sa taiem si tevile de caldura(la noi pe scara toata lumea are centrala de apartament, deci erau de prisos), si uite asa eu acasa cu Vladut si mesterul cu flexul pt tevi, si incepe sa tatie si taie si ce sa vezi incepe sa curga apa din tevi, prima data am spus ca este din cauza a ceea ce a mai ramas, si curge se umple camera de apa, si ne prindem intr-un tarziu ca adat cineva drumul la robinet din beci, oricum nu mai faceam fata sa adunam apa din camera era numai o baltoaca si la vecini la fel, intr-un tarziu gasim si robinetul si il inchidem, consiliul vecinilor pe scara era adunat si vine si vecina de jos.............ne asteptam la reprosuri si la alea alea de ne rea frica sa dam ochii cu ea.................dar surpriza cand vine si mama acasa si se duce jos sa vada ce s-a intamplat, vecina mea o ia pe mama in brate si ii spune ca nu-i nimic se mai intampla, de am ramas muti cand am auzit, (chestii cu furtunul de la masina de spalat am mai patit si noi si ne-a facut scandal monstru).
Nu stiu ce s-a intamplat cu ea poate s-a bucurat ca o sa-i zugravim si ei, asa ca zambeste poate fi si mai rau. [8D] [bis] [czid] [czid]
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Postby Nadia_S » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:05 am

Mersi Anca!
Mai facut sa zimbesc [bis] [bis] [bis] .Eu am avut noroc sa nu inund vecinii. [cfev]
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Postby Anca_Cristina_Manea » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:52 am

ai vazut nu e chiar asa de spart peretii [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] cu capul, sau capul????????????????????
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Postby daniap » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:27 am

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Postby abeg » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:45 am

[czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] uite-asa!!!ca mai am 3 sapt de scoala si nu mai potttttttttttttttttttttttt [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] parca sunt [cfev]

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