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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Ce "boacane" mai fac copii nostri...

Ce "boacane" mai fac copii nostri...

Prima copilarie... Temeri si frici frecvente... Probleme cu somnul, alimentatia, intarcatul... Solutii.

Postby ygrec » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:42 am

PAI LA CAPITOLUL ASTA STAM FOOOOARTE BINE:
-Mergem pe strada si vorbim cu toata lumea...Sa ne inrosim noi ca abordeaza lumea pe strada si da din maini de zici ca dirijeaza circulatia? Pai mamico de ai zis ca ai bujori in obrajori, ce faceai daca copilasul tau aborda maicutule, un boschetar? Si radea la el cu toata fata? ai?
-Iar ieri, in timp ce eu cu maica-mea citeam presa, baiatul meu se invartea de colo-colo prin casa...si auzim noi cum inchide usa la bucatarie: ne privim..."las' ca n-are ce sa traga de pe masa" si continuam lectura...Acum avem urechea educata, daca trec 2 minute si nu se aude nimic...e ceva...Si merg eu la bucatarie, si mama in urma mea, cu "stai linistita draga, ca n-are ce sa faca acolo" si eu ii spun: "intr-adevar, citeste si el un ziar vechi-"citea" baiatu-a inchis si usa la terasa, a dat si drumul la gaze...N-avea ce sa se intample! [cfev] [czid]
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Postby ella-o » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:09 pm

Teo incepe sa vorbeasca(adica acum intelegem si noi ce spune)...si cam ne da ordine:TATA TAIU(ceaiu)MEU!!!Vine tata cu ceaiu:NU TAI,LAPTEEEEEEEE!!!...NU NANI!TAI TAI!...TEO NANI B(R)ATE TATA! [:D] [:D] [:D]
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Postby ella-o » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:14 pm

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Mi-e dor de tine printesa mea!
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Postby danyalytus » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:24 pm

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Postby dalila » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:37 pm

Sa intelegem ce spun si sa vina sa spuna: "nu biau" sau "nu viau", ca asa a auzit el la gradi.
Exemplu:
"- Augustin , hai la baie"
raspuns:
"-nu viau"
"- hai sa mananci"
"- nu viau"
Iti vine sa tipi, da' "nu viau" [alc]
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Postby Cami-N » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:55 pm

Alex nu spune mult,dar lui tati ii spune dadai,si cand ii spun eu "iubitzica lui mami" el imi spune"abasica" [:D] Boacanele cele mai noi...se ridica in picioare pe scaune ca sa ajunga unde nu are voie,inclusiv pe scaunul de la birou care se invarte nevoie mare...daca prinde biberonul cu apa,il varsa pe unde crede el ca e mai bine...,se tranteste cu capul de pereti in continuare...si mai sunt,dar nu-mi vin in cap! [cfev]
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Postby oly76 » Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:39 pm

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Postby ADANNA » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:39 pm

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Postby Nadia_S » Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:16 pm

Pot sa vin si eu sa va arat ce minuni face puiul meu?
Ia uitati ce a iesit cind l-am lasat sa manince supravegheat de fratele lui mai mare.
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Si nu va mai zic ca si al meu striga dupa barbati "nenea,nenea"si arata cu degetul si eu nu mai pot de rusine dar ce sa-i fac?
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Postby cristina_gl » Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:06 am

[Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras]
Nadia, ce frumos! Zau, asa mi se pare! Mie mi-s tare dragi cand se murdaresc dupa ce papa. Ei, stiu ca nu-i o distractie curatatul de dupa, dar uitati-va si voi cata incantare pe fata lui. Merita efortul, nui-asa?
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