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Enigme,ghicitori,intrebari.

Terapia prin ras- leac redutabil impotriva depresiei, grijilor si tensiunilor de orice fel.

Postby cristina_gl » Wed May 31, 2006 11:32 am

O macara din aceea transportabila pe masina, dar zau ca nu stiu cum se cheama.
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Postby MariaParvu » Wed May 31, 2006 11:34 am

o macara! [Ma tavalesc de ras] asta nu-mi trecuse prin cap [ Rad cu gura pana la urechi]
am asha senzatia ca suntem in balarii rau de tot... [ Rad cu gura pana la urechi]
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Postby Trix » Wed May 31, 2006 11:36 am

intr-adevar ati cam luat-o un piculetz pe aratura.
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Postby Cami-N » Wed May 31, 2006 12:04 pm

Ochii?
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Postby ella-o » Wed May 31, 2006 12:40 pm

o scara?un geam?o usa? [:D]
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Postby Trix » Wed May 31, 2006 12:45 pm

ella, da un geam.
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Postby MariaParvu » Wed May 31, 2006 12:47 pm

mama, ce usor! [czid]
data viitoare sa pui un grafic de facut, o functie de derivat, o limita ceva, ca sa zic si io rezultatul corect! [:D]
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Postby Kristin » Wed May 31, 2006 12:59 pm

Maria, uite, pentru tine (dar nu numai) - nu trisati, daca o stiti, recunoasteti ca o stiti si nu raspundeti , da ??:

Aveti 2 sfori, nu conteaza lungimea lor. Nu se stie lungimea. Mai aveti si o bricheta. Stiti ca fiecare sfoara arde intr-o ora. Insa, sforile nu ard uniform (deci, daca o sfoara a ars pana la jumatate, nu rezulta ca a trecut jumatate de ora).

Cum masurati un sfert de ora avand la indemana cele de mai sus ?
LIBERTATEA SUPREMA E ALEGEREA ATITUDINII, INDIFERENT DE CIRCUMSTANTE.
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Postby ella-o » Wed May 31, 2006 2:19 pm

Iau sforile si le inod la mijloc(as obtine un+)Le dau foc la toate capetele si cand arde de tot a trecut un sfert de ora [:D] [/b]
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Postby ella-o » Wed May 31, 2006 2:20 pm

Kristin,conform regulamentului,cine raspunde corect pune urmatoarea intrebare.Dar nu te supara,daca nu iti spuneam eu ,poate iti spunea altcineva.
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