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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Ce tampenie am facut azi!

Ce tampenie am facut azi!

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Postby MIRI2005 » Mon May 15, 2006 3:40 pm

Ce de boroboatze.....Io ma distrez, ca inca nu facui nici una azi [:D]
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Postby nikom » Mon May 15, 2006 11:08 pm

azi cand am spalat-o pe maia pe fundic am uitat sa-i dau jos sosetele [czid]
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Postby diana123 » Mon May 15, 2006 11:32 pm

si io ma distrez ca nu sunt singura care a ars mancarea bb-lului, dar eu m-am invatat minte si n-o mai las din oki pana nu e gata, ciorapii ii mai uitam si eu si cand ajungeam cu bb in baie ii dadeam jos!
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Postby oanadd » Sun Aug 06, 2006 9:21 am

[cfev] [cfev] [cfev] [cfev] am lasat piuereul copilului sa se raceasca pe masa in bucatarie si cand m-am dus sa-l iau [cfev] [cfev] [cfev] [cfev] farfuria era goala. cineva statea cu burta plina la racoare intinsa pe jos, la umbra. cand a avazut ca vin si ma uit dupa mancare a zbughit-o cat putea de repede. [cfev] [cfev]
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Postby lizi74 » Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:37 pm

am facut prostia sa accept o trecere rapida pe la spital cu sotul, in drum spre cumparaturi: am ramas si fara cumparaturi (ca evident nu am mai ajuns) si sant si cu nervii in pioneze din cauza lu emre care efectiv a sculat in picioare toata cladirea B [cfev] ... simt ca a trecut armata 14 peste mine, asa sant de obosita!
ce mi*o fi trebuit?? [cfev] [cfev]
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Postby Cami-N » Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:27 pm

Hai sa va zic cat sunt de desteapta... [cfev] Aseara pe la 22 mergeam prin Bucuresti cu farurile stinse la masina si ma mai intrebam de ce naiba claxoneaza unii si-mi fac blitzuri!!! [czid] Si sotul langa mine la un moment dat(cand eram aproape acasa) ma intreaba: "Mami,dar tie nu-ti trebuie farurile?"..... [cfev] [cfev] [cfev] Si mai si radea ca desteptul...nici el sofer mult mai experimentat,nu observase tampenia....
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Postby ali23 » Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:38 pm

Daca te intilnea al meu sot,sigur te oprea si-ti spunea...sau se tinea de tine pina la vreun semafor si te atentiona [:D] [:D] [:D]
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Postby doina_m20 » Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:33 pm

Am faurit si eu una zilele astea: am avut musafiri : cafele,gratar,muzica... Desteapta de mine dau sa iau ceva de pe masa si poc rastorn ceasca de cafea si facui numa' zeama peste tot-mileuri, fata de masa, covor- de parca zici ca rasturnasem un ibric intreg. Asta nu e tot. Pun mileurile la clor ca la spalat n-au iesit si uit de ele. Ma trezesc peste vreo doua zile sa le clatesc si sa le intind, cand sa vezi frumusete de mileu(fata de masa) facut ferfenita de parca il rosesera soriceii. [czid]
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Postby micuta_stea » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:00 pm

Lasa-le-ncolo de mileuri ca nu se mai poarta. Mai bine ca ai scapat de ele, apretat...spalat...
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Postby crialex » Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:28 am

Am facut si eu o boroboata [cfev] M-am apucat si am baut niste ceaiuri care cica il ajuta pe bebe cand are colici.Problema e ca n-am luat in calcul ca alea stimuleaza si secretia lactata [cfev] asa ca am baut cam 1 litru si concentrat inca [alc] M-am trezit azi noapte cu sanii pietroi si asta mica nu reuseste sa-i goleasca cum trebuie [czid] Se ineaca si urla cand ii dau sa pape [alc] FULGA scrie pe mine [cfev] [cfev] [cfev]
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