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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Ce tampenie am facut azi!

Ce tampenie am facut azi!

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Postby ella-o » Fri May 12, 2006 10:28 am

Doua telefoane am pus sa sune,dar nu am auzit nici unul.Asa ca m-am trezit la 9,desi Teo tragea de mine de o ora.Nu am mai dus-o la cresa asa tarziu,ieri am ajuns la 9:30,iar asistenta sefa a spus ca asa tarziu venim?Ce s-a intamplat?Dar i-am dat sa manance acasa si de aceea am ajuns asa tarziu.
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Postby lizi74 » Fri May 12, 2006 6:16 pm

sant super tracasata de musafiri! azi nu am facut prostii dar am facut una mare cand am facut invitatia pt o saptamana!
maare idioata! [czid]
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Postby diacriss » Fri May 12, 2006 7:48 pm

Ce subiect dragut!Eu as putea sa scriu o carte cu cate am stricat pana acum!Nu stiu cum se face ca atunci cand aprind eu becul se arde,cand bag fierul de calcat in priza sare siguranta,cand am vrut sa pornesc masina de spalat s-a stricat butonul(si e masina de spalat a socrului [czid] ),anul trecut de Paste am pus o oala mare cu oua la fiert si evident ca am uitat de ea si dupa un timp aud mici "explozii" in bucatarie;ouale mele erau pe tavan.Atat imi aduc aminte acum.Dar stati linistite ca mai fac eu ceva!!! [:D]
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Postby bubutza » Fri May 12, 2006 8:16 pm

Diacriss ne potrivim [ Rad cu gura pana la urechi] .Si eu ard becuri,sar sigurantele cand pun mana pe intrerupator,se blocheaza calculiciul si cand vine al meu si ii da drumul functioneaza ,eeee si multe din astea fac.Al meu zice ca sunt "paranormala" [ Rad cu gura pana la urechi] .
Am uitat odata carnea Oanei la fiert [:D] cand m-am dus era scrum si ibicul ars [:D] .La fel s-a intamplat si cu oul numai ca nu a sarit pe pereti. [:D] Vad ca si tu tot in zodia Gemeni esti [:D] [cool]
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Postby diacriss » Fri May 12, 2006 8:21 pm

Am uitat sa va spun ca si mie mi se intampla tot felul de ciudatenii la calculator cand sunt singura si cand vine soata surpriza:merge brici!Obisnuiam sa-l sun sa-i zic ca s-a intamplat ceva si se enerva rau!Iar cand pornea el calculatorul nu avea nimic,si ma enervam eu!!! [:D] Acum nu-l mai sun,dar se mai intampla sa nu mearga nici cand vine el si e mai rau ca ma ia la intrebari! [8D]
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Postby Orhideea » Fri May 12, 2006 9:45 pm

nu mai gasesc subiectul "lok de dat cu capul", il caut de vreo cateva zile
asa ca am sa scriu aici ce am facut in egipt, dar sa nu... [box] [cfev] cu toate ca eu am vrut sa ma impusc. [czid]
diana dormea fain frumos pe un sezlong.. am zis sa profit si eu putin de soarele egiptean. ma pun pe ce de langa ea, ea statea pe 2 lipite, nici un risc de a cadea.. buuun. ma intind, dar cum ea doarme mereu intre 12 si 2, adica soarele arde nu gluma... ma gandeam sa iau din bazin apa si sa ma tot clatesc sa nu ma ard. zis si facut, era bazinul bebeiilor langa mine. dupa o juma de ora se trezeste diana si ii e sete. intre timp stiam ca ii va fi sete si am cumparat un flaconel de apa identic cu cel cu care ma racoream eu. interesant ca am baut din cel bun pina am ajuns la egalitate cu cel din flaconul rau. diana s-a trezit, si s-a cam jucat cu ele... nu mai stiam care e flaconul bun si care nu... din pacate am aflat seara, dupa o diaree la draga mea si o durere de burta.... [czid] ce toanta mai sunt.
Alege ce iubesti, iar apoi iubeste ceea ce ai ales

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Postby Cami-N » Sun May 14, 2006 3:55 pm

Ooops! Orhideea,naspa ce-ai patit! Bine ca n-a fost ceva mai grav si ai scapat ieftin!
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Postby Iulia- » Sun May 14, 2006 4:51 pm

sa va povestesc si eu o mica tampenie [:D] . eram cu [bebe] in dormitor si deodata simt miros de ...cafea . ma intrebam cine oare facea cafea la ora 18 ? deschid geamul , nimic nu mirosea , la un moment dat venea un fum negru pe sub usa ...ce credeti ??? lingurita de silicon a Nataliei era facuta scrum impreuna cu ibricul !!! de atunci sterilizez totul cu solutie de sterilizat la rece . [:D]

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Postby oanadd » Mon May 15, 2006 2:42 pm

eu, dragele mele, am uitat-o pe alma afara azi!! alma e catelul nostru!!!! cand ma intrceam de la magazin ma tot gandeam: 'ce am uitat sa iau, ce am uitat, ce trebuia sa mai cumpar?' Domane!!! alma a ramas in gardul de la intrarea in magazin!!! saracuta mi-a fost asa de mila de ea ca i-am cumparat un os de ciocolata!
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Postby cristina_gl » Mon May 15, 2006 3:24 pm

Biata Alma! Parca mi-o si imaginez, uitandu-se dupa tine pe strada, cu ochisorii plini de speranta...
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