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De unde vin bebelusii?

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Re: De unde vin bebelusii?

Postby fanuta » Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:08 pm

Si fetita mea e preocupata de ceva vreme de acest "fenomen", desi are doar trei ani si jumatate...De cele mai multe ori evit sa-i raspund, dar la cat a insistat tot s-a ales ea cu o explicatie!! A inteles ca a fost in burta la mami si ca de acolo a scos-o doamna doctor (slava Domnului!, n-a intrebat pe unde), dar a fost curioasa cine a bagat-o acolo si pe unde. I-am spus ca tata si, greseala mea, pe gura...Anticipasem, credeam eu, urmatoarea intrebare si aveam de gand sa-i spun ca prin sarut, dar ea m-a intrebat... cum a incaput???
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Re: De unde vin bebelusii?

Postby mary_lou » Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:10 pm

[Ma tavalesc de ras] Ce tare!! Te-a incuiat! [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras]





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Re: De unde vin bebelusii?

Postby fanuta » Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:16 pm

Mda...si stiu ca inca nu e multumita cu explicatiile astea...Am emotii pentru ce va urma [:)]
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Re: De unde vin bebelusii?

Postby mary_lou » Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:20 pm

Octav s-a luat de o gravida pe strada s-a dus tinta la ea si cu mainile in sold: "Auzi, da balza cale l-a pus pe bebe in bultica la tine ela gasa?Tu eti...

(Auzi, da barza care l-a pus pe bebe in burtica la tine era grasa?Tu esti...)... [oops]





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Re: De unde vin bebelusii?

Postby fanuta » Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:23 pm

[Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras]
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Re: De unde vin bebelusii?

Postby helenah » Fri Oct 08, 2010 2:19 pm

Mama mia copiii astia, trebuie sa avem multa intelepciune ce si cand sa le spunem. Nu-i putem minti dar trebuie sa le spunem adevarul intr-*un mod in care ei sa inteleaga atat cat au nevoie pentru varsta lor.
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Re: De unde vin bebelusii?

Postby mihaelandone123 » Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:07 pm

Toata lumea stie :) Bebelusii vin odata cu berzele si pentru asta trebuie sa pui zahar la fereastra pentru ca barza sa stie unde sa aterizeze
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Re: De unde vin bebelusii?

Postby mischaela » Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:13 am

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Re: De unde vin bebelusii?

Postby mary_lou » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:20 pm

Ioi..Mai nou Octav la intrebarea : de unde vin bebelusii imi da urmatorul raspuns"
"Nu stiu, dar la noi sa nu vina nimeni cu bebeluci ca ma enerveaza tarrre tarre..." [bigsmile]





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Re: De unde vin bebelusii?

Postby mischaela » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:44 pm

super tare marie ...
aseara tot ni se scoteau ochii ca de ce nu mai facem copii ...
intreab-o pe ralu daca vrea ... unu mic tocmai ii calcase in picioare jocul ... nu va zic ce a fost la gura ei [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras]
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