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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Ce inteleg barbatii prin "buna la pat"?

Ce inteleg barbatii prin "buna la pat"?

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Postby MihaelaStoiciuc » Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:25 pm

Jesus! Frate, sigur esti de pe Marte? Ca eu nu am dat peste niciun exemplar care sa gandeasca asa, drept urmare realitatea a fost mai prozaica. Si am cunoscut ceva exemplare - mai mult sau mai putin. Iar rabdare... nu prea poti cere unei femei al carei "termen de valabilitate" e pe jumatate cat al unui barbat sa astepte, mai ales ca nu are nicio garantie. Si in acest sens am suficiente exemple in jurul meu [cfev]
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Postby Claudia_34 » Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:53 pm

[:D] nu e de pe Marte [:D] e ardelean..si asta spune multe [:D] am avut si eu de-a face cu cativa ardeleni, si, parol, ca m-as fi vazut cu unul mergand la biserica in fiecare duminica, pana la adanci batraneti [:D] pe bune.
Tot ce ne deranjeaza la ceilalti, ne ajuta sa ne intelegem mai bine pe noi insine.
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Postby adeluta75 » Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:57 pm

Si eu sunt ardeleanca,dar sa stiti ca barbatii ardeleni nu sunt mai breji ca ceilalti...toti sunt la fel..poate ca astia stau un pic si cugeta mai mult ca ceilalti ,no ca ardeleanu.
Si eu sunt de conceptia ca trebuie sa iei clasa A intr-o casnicie,numai ca trebuie sa ai si bilet pt clasa A...nu merge frate asa cu bla,bla,bla.
Iar cu batraneii ce merg la biserica de brat,si eu am o pereche pe scara ,afara sunt de nota 10 iar in casa batranelul ii da pumni sub plaupa la batranica sa nu auda vecinii..si iaca asa batranica noastra e numai zambet si cu ochelari de soare vesnic pe ochi [:D]
Depinde de casnicie...nu am incredere in familiile care isi ascund rahatul sub pres, si afara in lume stralucesc..dar da sunt si familii fericite chiar daca nu intotdeauna merg la brat..asa cum sunt io

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Postby Claudia_34 » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:23 pm

am ras cu lacrimi cand am citit ce-ai scris, Adeluta [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] mai, eu cunosc cupluri longevive care nu se bumbacesc pe sub plapuma [:D] lucrurile astea nu pot fi ascunse de ochelari de soare pentru ca put rau. se simte al naibii cand doi oameni pozeaza sau chiar se iubesc cu adevarat [il]
Tot ce ne deranjeaza la ceilalti, ne ajuta sa ne intelegem mai bine pe noi insine.
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Postby adeluta75 » Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:06 pm

[:D] Ai dreptate in legatura cu cuplurile ce ajung batranetele impreuna...am fost cam rea recunosc cand am facut aceasta remarca,dar asta mi-a venit in minte in momentul ala,no [:D]
Iar cu privire la subiect,am o intrebare....intr-o familie dupa aparitia unui copil,unii barbati se plang ca partenera e prea larga cica..eu nu am inteles niciodata logica... cum adica e prea larga,doar acelasi vagin il are,nu?

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Postby MihaelaStoiciuc » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:48 am

Nu e vorba de vagin... E vorba de "intrare", care, in urma unei nasteri naturale e traumatizata iar muschii devin mai flasci, mai relaxati. Exercitiile Kegel previn acest lucru, insa [cool]
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Postby Link » Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:15 pm

Eu ma refer la batranii pe bune, nu aia de 40-60 ani (cel putin personal eu intodeauna am considerat ca oricine peste 30 ani e pe moarte ... de asta acuma sunt deja deprimat :D ). Pur si simplu raman mut de uimire si respect cand vad astfel de cupluri. Sa nu mai pun la socoata ca barbatii de varsta de care zic, au trecut prin cel putin 1 razboi mondial, plimbari cu Titanic &stuff. Si totusi, fumeaza, sunt vii si fericiti.. ma rog.. atat cat ii lasa viata de kkt de la noi.

Nah, acum stai si te intrebi cati dintre noi ori generatia mai tanara va ajunge aici? Eu zic ca sunt sanse minime. Practic sansa de viata a scazut enorm de mult in ziua de azi. Stresul, alimentatia de kko si tot ce avem in jur ne reduc drastic sansele pt a mai apuca "a 2a tinerete".

Unii ar zice ca mai bine asa decat sa fii batran si suferind. Sa ajungi dupa o viata de munca &sh1t si sa ai o pensie de kkt, sa ajungi la pomana unor umflati de politicieni, sa stai la coada pt medicamente.. ce sa zic, aici chiar zic pass. Poate e mai bine asa decat sa stai toata viata ca un sfant si mori prost pt ca nu ai incercat fructul oprit. E o alta lume, alta filosofie.

Deci, asa cum zic tot mai multi, enjoy ur day.. ca poate 'maine' nu mai exista :D Asta e si poate motivul pt care de mult am renuntat in a fii si a mai trai in mod exemplar, sa imi pese de ce zice unul si altul. Nu le pasa la astia care ne guverneaza, dar mai mie :D

Moa.. ce dume de filozof am bagat :D Anyway, cred ca pana la urma s-a inteles ce inseamna buna de pat :)))

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Postby mary_lou » Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:26 pm

L a o ultima discutie avuta cu barbatu meu in care io imi expriman lamentarile cu privire la kg in plus...Zice ceva de genu:

"Daca ai fi slabnoaga nu mi s-ar mai...urac la cer jucaria"...
Deci adaugam si chestia asta la lista de caracteristici ale femeii bune la pat...: plinuta nu slaba?





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Postby Arheoloaga » Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:40 pm

Marie da' te vad cam des pe la sexualitate in ultima vreme... [:D]
Despre treaba cu kg si patul...nu vad ce are XXX cu prefectura...Si mai e un aspect...legat de relativitate; adica pt barbatii nostri e logic ca suntem cele mai tari...ca doar de aia ne-au luat. Al tau Mary...iubeste burtica ta...pt ca este a ta; nu cred ca ii plac absolut toate femeile cu burtica. Nu stiu daca are sens ce spun [alc]
Fiecare primeşte un nume când se naşte, dar trebuie să fie în stare să-şi boteze viaţa cu un cuvânt care să-i dea un sens.
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Postby ella-o » Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:41 pm

Depinde..unelor le plac slabele ...pentru ca "sunt usor de manevrat"sunt cuvintele unui barbat si nu le pot uita.
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