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Cel mai jenant lucru despre mine

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Postby mamiy » Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:55 am

Situatie jenanta....
am ramas datoare cuiva cu o anumita suma de bani... n-am reusit sa-i returnez nici pana azi, desi au trecut zece ani... nu ma intrebati cum am reusit.....
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Postby bella84 » Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:30 pm

Fetelor, sincer va spun ca nu am ras in viata mea atat de mult....o sa zica vecinii ca am inebunit [cfev] ; totusi ma bag si eu la una bucata jenanta desi nu am trait o eu slava Domnului : acum ceva ani vreo patru cinci nu mai retin exact ai mei socri si au invitat cuscrii in vizita, zis si facut am plecat cu ai mei si cand am ajuns socrul meu a trebuit sa plece pentru o ora de acasa....uhhh mai bine [:D] . Ei bine ne a poftit la masa in bucatarie iar ea soacra mea de altfel o scooorpie isi facea de lucru cu mancarea se tot fofila dint o parte in alta cand:SURPRIZA de proportii vad cum dintr o data pe cracul pantalonului iese usor ceva....na hai de graba de emotie isi uita saraca ciorapii ma gandesc eu in sinea mea, dar mai fetelor cand chestia o tot lua la vale pe crac si se vedea din ce in ce mai bine mi am dat seama ca de fapt ciorapii erau niste...gogosari [lol] d apoi frate abtine te sa nu razi daca poti ma treceau apele imi venea sa lesin de ras...........ea n avea nici o treaba si pana nu i a lasat in mijlocul bucatariei nu s a lasat, atunci de jena le am facut eu vant sub masa..........normal ca si ai mei au vazut faza da ce draq sa zici [cfev] .........eee si uite asa ne mai cocosam de ras eu cu al meu sot cand ne aducem aminte. Morala:ce mai conteaza prima impresie mama mama [cool]


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Postby lilith1 » Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:42 pm

Eu n-am inteles exact faza [alc] [suzeta]
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Postby bella84 » Sun Feb 01, 2009 5:28 pm

E simplu de tot: o soacra ce si a pierdut ,,lenjeria intima,, in fata a vreo patru oameni ,se mai intampla i a uitat saraca femeie in pantalonii cu care s a imbracat in ziua respectiva si i a prezentat fara sa vrea(chiloteii i a pierdut) si cam atat.


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