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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Joculete care ne fac copiii sa rada!
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Joculete care ne fac copiii sa rada!

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:15 am
by Cami-N
Ii apuci degetelele de la o mana sau un picir si pornind de la cel mare spre cel mic le rasucesti usor spunand cu voce calma asa:
Doi la oi
Doi la boi
Doi cu tata la cimpoi
Unu-n vatra focului,
si cand ajungi la cel mic,schimbi tonul vocii si tragi un pic mai tare de el spunand:Hai mamica ca mananca pisica placintica!

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:12 pm
by bubutza
Te plimbi cu degetele pe burtica si spui:goga ,goga unde te duci? /la fetita s-o apuci /de unde/de aici,de aici...si gadili usor bb.Rade cu gura pana la urechi. [:D]

PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 8:54 am
by gabi-cta
Noi ne jucam cu sosetele mai nou. Ii scot sosetele si i le arunc in cap. Si rade in hohote. Iar daca-i spun "Cristian Topescu" un pic mai tare radeeee. [:D] Nu ma intebati de ce. Rade si cand stig la el "ceapa ta de copil". Sau dac vin in fuga si-l pup. [noroc]

PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:41 am
by Dana103
Cu degetul aratator si cu mijlociul fac "pasi" de la burtica la gurita spunand: vine goanga la fetita sa manance o gurita si ciup, ciup la gurita/vine goanga din padure cu gusa plina de mure si ciup, ciup la gusulita (pentru baietei).

PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:52 pm
by gabi-cta
De ce e pt baietei? [cfev] E vorba de "gusulita cu pampers?" [:D]

PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 3:39 pm
by Dana103
Nu, din cauza rimei.
- nu merge vine goanga la baietel sa manance o gurita. Ciup ciup inseamna sa il gadili putin pe gusulita sau pe barbita. Ei se gadila si rad cu gura pana la urechi. Nu are nici o legatura cu ce au in pampers.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:32 pm
by gabi-cta
Eu am zis ca azi sunt beata! [alc]

PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:52 pm
by Dana103
Nu, nu am explicat eu destul de bine. [bis]

PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 8:10 pm
by mina
cu degetul aratator atingeti pe r

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:38 pm
by Dana103
Eu o stiu si asa: mama, tata, frati, bunici si pe nasuc: dar tu ce cauti aici? tiit ! Maria deja apasa pe nasuc singura si face tiit.