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Axiome de bebelan...

Copile, ce frumoasa-i lumea din ochii tai! Fiecare mamica intra in "pielea" ta si ne transmite gandurile si trairile tale.

Postby lumy » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:05 pm

Hihihi! Nu am! [:D] [:D] [:D] Chiar crezi ca vor boci tare, caci parca totusi nu as vrea sa o supar, ca o iubesc!
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Postby nina cosac » Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:40 pm

Hai ca esti patetic ! [}:)] Noi suntem barbati si trebuie sa ne distram pe seama lor! [:D]
Si io o iubesc pe mami, da', mai nou, imi facea mare placere sa o ciupesc si cand ea se prefacea ca plange, ii mai trageam "una". Pana acum radea si io dadeam si mai tare, da' s-a dus la psihonebuna aia si i-a spus ce sa faca si mi-a cam stricat jocul.
Sa vezi ce parsivenie.... I-a zis lu' mami sa ma ia de umeri si sa imi explice calm ca nu e frumos si ca daca mai fac imi face si ea mie la fel(a naibi ! mami i-a zis ca nu crede ca inteleg, da' baba cloanta i-a zis sa stea linistita ca ma prefac, da' inteleg tot!) Si mami asa a facut si, bineinteles ca i-o am facut pe niznaiul si iar si iar si... i-am tras una si...mi-a tras si ea mie. Acuma mi-e cam frica sa mai dau, da' ma pregatesc ca.... poate uita! Ureaza-mi succes! [:D]
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Postby lumy » Tue Jun 07, 2005 5:57 pm

Daaaaa...succes! [:D] Mie stii ce-mi place sa-i fac?! Ma apropii tiptil-tiptil, de ea, si tup...o prind de nas si trag tare, apoi rad in hohote! Ia vezi, poate asta o sa-i placa!
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Postby corimon » Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:34 am

David,sa nu te gandesti la prostii,dar mie imi place de tine ca vorbesti asa...cu talc!Si am si eu o curiozitate:de unde esti tu?Adica din ce oras?
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Postby nina cosac » Wed Jun 08, 2005 11:48 am

Te salut Adrian! M-am nascut in Bucuresti, la Spitalul Caritas, M-au "adus pe lume" doi barbati [:D] - adica au cam...tras de mine sa ma scoata din "piscinutza amniotica". Na, ca iar mi-ai trezit amintiri dureroase.... Tare bine mai era acolo... nu era asa mult loc, sa inviti si tu un prieten- doi, o gagica ....da' era cald, ud si ex-tra-or-di-nar de bine.
Tu pe ce meleaguri te lafai [:o)] ?
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Postby corimon » Wed Jun 08, 2005 12:09 pm

M-am nascut la...Milano [:D] .Dar mama mea si tatal meu sunt...din Vaslui adica moldoveni adevarati.Mai ales mama plange [plang] mereu ca vrea acasa ca ii este dor de urbea ei natala...asa mica si nenorocita
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Postby nina cosac » Wed Jun 08, 2005 12:44 pm

Wow, capitala modei...Ce se mai poarta la pitici?!Ca mamaie ma imbraca in tricourile Evei - roz, cica se poarta - tu spune-mi daca se poarta, ca daca nu ....le rup in bataie pe ...toate femeile din viata mea !!!
Io n-am fost inca "pe-afara", adica io, ca mami, nebuna m-a dus peste tot cand eram embrion(si-acum imi amintesc niste valuri mari de la plimbarile ei cu Jeepul prin desert [:D] )
Acu' mami vrea sa ma duca la mare, in Turcia ca acolo ii place ei cel mai mult, ca sunt piscinute si distractie si locuri de joaca pentru copii. Vrea sa mergem cu familia [:D] Daca voia "vacanta" de ce ne-o lua si pe noi?! Treaba ei! [:o)]
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Postby lili_ang » Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:42 pm

Te-ai scos!! Ce meserie!! Eu nu stiu daca vad nici marea romaneasca! [plang] [plang] [plang]
Sa-mi povestesti, dar nu de tine! Vreau sa stiu cum s-a distrat mami! [:D] [:D] [:D] Tu o poti ajuta sa se distreze mai bine, sa alerge mult (pentru silueta), sa nu stea prea mult intinsa la soare (dauneaza), sa curete non stop cearsaful de nisip (si implicit, parul ei), sa se aseze pe o inghetata (crede-ma, sunt senzatii tari!). Mai am idei dar mi-e cam teama sa nu mi-o iau daca iti mai spun! Oricum, incearca ceva din astea, ca eu sunt mica, dar sa stii ca te invat de bine! [:D] [:D]
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Postby viopogaceanu » Wed Jun 08, 2005 2:39 pm

David, sa stii ca nebunele astea de mame, dau chiar mai tare decat noi. Eu am muscat-o pe mami, asa am vrut. Da sa nu-ti spun cum m-a muscat ea. Nu-mi mai place sa-i fac rau, ca nu stie de gluma. Dar... am mai incercat eu ceva, am muscat copiii la gradinita. Sa stii ca nu merge. Sunt aia niste par'ciosi de clasa unu. Tot la mami am ajuns. Ce bine de tine ca mergi la turci... acuma chiar ca nu am curaj sa vin cu tine... daca ramai fara bani ? crezi ca iei bani pe mine ? ... TTTTTT, nu am incredere in barbati
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Postby nina cosac » Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:34 pm

Mersi pentru ponturi Alexia! Ieri i-am aplicat unul lui mami- putin modificat, in loc de inghetata...KK [:D] . Mami ii tot zicea lu' ma-sa:"Mai lasa draga, copilu' sa respire, nu-l mai tine numai in scutece, lasa-l putin in funduletul gol!". Asa ca dupa ce am facut putin kk, de control, fraierele s-au repezit sa ma schimbe, sa ma spele si m-au lasat putin sa "respir"... "Grosul" il pastrasem in burtica si....am facut pe covor. Nu, n-a calcat in el , ca n-am calculat bine traiectoria. Dar data viitoare presimt un succes total.
Mai trimite-mi idei!
Pe tine Anda Paula nu stiu daca pot lua "ceva", ca turcii, cica prefera blondele, da' pe tine Alexia..... [:D] [:D] [:D]
Glumeam, fetelor, stati linistite, in caz ca raman fara, o am pa mami, ditamai blonda.... [noroc]
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