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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - ....adevarul si numai adevarul!!!!!

....adevarul si numai adevarul!!!!!

Terapia prin ras- leac redutabil impotriva depresiei, grijilor si tensiunilor de orice fel.

Postby lilya » Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:49 pm

DA - eu mereu am mers pe ideea ca "Omul cat traieshte invatza" [:D]

Atzi avut in adolescentza oracol? (acum cand ma gandesc ma bufneste rasul).
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Postby Dana103 » Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:33 pm

Nu! Dar completam cu mult spor si sarg la ale colegilor!

Va plac desenele animate?
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Postby lilya » Thu Jan 26, 2006 5:55 pm

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Le ador [:D] [:D] [:D]

Va uitatzi pe Discovery?
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Postby oly76 » Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:07 pm

Mie imi placea la nebunie sa ma uit dar aici e doar prin cablu si cum cablu nu am .............. [czid] . Dupa parerea mea e unul din cele mai INTERESANTE canale TV.

Ati cumparat vreodata produse prin corespondenta? (orice produse)
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Postby lilya » Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:40 pm

Am comandat o singura data o carte de pe www.raft.ro si nu s-a onorat comanda [dead] . Atat.


Va plac barbatzii cu plete? [:D]
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Postby crialex » Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:41 pm

Da,am cumparat carti [cool]

Care-mi spune si mie un banc,ca-s cu moralul la pamant azi?
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Postby oly76 » Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:10 pm

Cri nu e cine stie ce, dar:

Un soarece alergat de o pisica intra innebunit intr-un grajd. Da aici de o vaca:
- Vaco, vaco, ajuta-ma, ascunde-ma repede, te rog !
- Unde sa te ascund ma soarece?
Ii vine vacii o idee si se balega pe soarece. Intra pisica:
- Vaco, zi-mi repede unde e nenorocitul ala de soarece !
- Nu am vazut nici un soarece dar daca vrei uita-te si tu p-aici.
Se uita pisica prin zona si vede codita soricelului iesind din gramada de balega.
Morala 1: Nu oricine te baga in rahat iti vrea raul.
Morala 2: Nu oricine te scoate din rahat iti vrea binele.
Morala 3: Daca te bagi in rahat macar baga-te cu totul.


Ce spune un elefant cand vede un barbat in pielea goala?
Cum poate o fiinta cu o trompa atat de mica sa isi duca mancarea la gura?
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Postby oly76 » Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:11 pm

Lylia daca te uiti in poza o sa vezi ca Fulvio are "ceva" plete, asa ca raspunsul meu e: DA.

Va place sa va uitati pe geam cand ninge afara? (aici ninge de numa' - si e un eveniment - si eu ma uit pe geam in loc sa muncesc....)
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Postby Primrose » Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:17 am

Imi place sa ma uit pe geam cand ninge, dar si cand ploua! Imi pare ca redevin copil si plutesc....

Mergeti la concerte rock?
"E o intamplare a fiintei mele..." [flo]
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Postby crialex » Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:57 am

[bis] [bis] [bis] [bis] Oly,grazieeeeee!! [cool] [noroc]

Nu merg la concerte rock,nu mergeam nici cand eram tinerica(acu am 26 de ani [:D] )

In cate saptamani ati simtit pe bebe miscand pt prima data?(eu sunt in 14 saptamani si un pic,dar de cateva zile simt ceva "fluturasi" prin burta,cred ca ma dilesc [cfev] )
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