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BANCURI

Terapia prin ras- leac redutabil impotriva depresiei, grijilor si tensiunilor de orice fel.

Postby bubutza » Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:39 am

Supeeeeeeeeeer [cool] [Ma tavalesc de ras] .Pe al doilea il stiam ,dar este buuuuunnnn.


O fata ii cere prietenului ei sa treaca pe la ea acasa si sa ia cina cu
parintii ei. Acesta fiind un eveniment important, fata ii spune
prietenului ei ca dupa cina ar vrea sa mearga la el si sa "o faca"
pentru prima data.
Bineinteles, baiatul este extaziat, dar nici el nu a mai facut sex pana
atunci, asa ca se duce la farmacist sa faca rost de niste metode
contraceptive.
Farmacistul se ocupa de el timp de o ora, explicandu-i in detaliu
despre viata sexuala. La sfarsit, il intreaba cate prezervative ar vrea
sa cumpere : un pachet de 3, unul de 10 sau unul de 20. Baiatul insista
sa il ia pe cel de 20, deoarece considera ca o sa fie foarte ocupat,
fiind prima oara bla-bla.
Vineri seara, baiatul se prezinta la casa parintilor fetei si este
intampinat de prietena lui la usa. Baiatul merge inauntru si este dus
la masa unde se cina si unde erau si parintii fetei. Baiatul propune
imediat sa spuna rugaciunea si isi apleaca fruntea. Trece un minut si
baiatul este inca in rugaciune adanca, cu capul plecat. Trec 10 minunte
si tot nu se observa nici o miscare din partea baiatului. In sfarsit,
dupa 20 de minute cu capul plecat, prietena lui se apropie si ii
sopteste prietenului ei :
- Nu ma gandeam ca esti o persoana atat de religioasa.
Baiatul se intoarce si ii sopteste :
- Nici eu nu ma gandeam ca tatal tau este farmacist.

Pentru ca un betiv facuse o fapta buna a fost chemat la Dumnezeu care
> ii spuse:
> - Ca rasplata iti dau voie sa iti alegi boala de care vrei sa suferi
> la batranete; alege ce preferi Parkinson sau Alzheimer?
> - Pai as vrea Parkinson, Doamne.
> - De ce tocmai Parkinson?
> - Pai... mai bine pierd cateva picaturi decat sa uit unde am pus
> sticla.

Chestie de fonetic
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Postby Kristin » Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:18 pm

[cool]

Exact ca in balada populara MIORITA, pe un imas
isi pasteau oile trei ciobanei, cu trei turme de miei. Unul moldovean,
unul vrancean si altul ungurean. Stateau ei rezemati in bate si discutau teme majore ale civilizatiei mondiale...
Vine vorba de limbi straine.
Baciul moldovean: Parerea mea este ca cea mai grea limba este limba engleza. Uite, de exemplu, ei scriu SHAKESPEARE si citesc "sheikspir".
Auirea, spune baciul vrancean, cea mai grea limba este franceza! Ei
scriu BAUDELAIRE si citesc "bodler"...
Baciul ungurean nu rabda si sare si el: Cum se pote se vorbit asa fel?
Voi ce fel de rumuni estem? Ce mai gre limbe este rumuneste... In rumuneste scrie CABANA VALEA MURESULUI dar citestem "keskemet domokos polvon"...
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Postby oly76 » Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:37 pm

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Postby cristina_gl » Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:40 pm

[lol] Bune, bune! [lol] [lol]
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Postby Kristin » Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:54 am

Apropo de "surorile medicale" si albul lor stralucitor :))

Vine o tipa timida la ginecolog. Bate incet la usa si, nimic. Baga usor
capul pe usa si vede doi oameni imbracati in alb.
-Nu va suparati, pot sa intru ?
-Desigur!
-Pot sa ma dezbrac?, zice femeia cam tematoare.
-Bineinteles!
-Pot sa ma asez pe masa ?, tot cu teama
-Da, da !
Dupa vreo 10 minute de stat pe masa in care cei doi nu au bagat-o in seama, individa isi face curaj si intreaba:"dar nu veniti sa va uitati la mine ?"
-Ba da, doamna.
Vin cei doi se uita si exclama foarte tare:"OOOAAAAUUUU!!!!"
-E chiar asa de grav, dom' doctor?
-Nu stim, doamna. Noi suntem zugravii!
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Postby cellya » Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:20 pm

[Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras]
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Postby cellya » Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:42 am

Pe autostrada . Un baiat de baiat cumpara un BMV si iese in probe cu el pe Bucuresti - Pitesti. Pe la 150km/h apare o masina de politie in spate. Tipul se gandeste "o calc si scap" La 200km/h incepe sa-i fie frica si se opreste. Politaiul vine la el si-i zice: - Auzi, ma, da-mi o scuza ca lumea si te iert, ca daca nu o calcai tu asa nu fugeam si eu cu 200, si chiar mi-a placut! - Pai, sefu, mi-a fugit nevasta cu-n politai si cand te-am vazut in spate, am crezut ca mi-o aduci inapoi !
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Postby Cipisor » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:19 pm

[cool] [cool] [cool]
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Postby Cipisor » Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:53 pm

Un cuplu se cearta pe strada:
- Iti voi demonstra ca nu valoezi nimic ! ii spune sotul sotiei, facand semn unui taximetrist si intrebandu-l:
- Cat imi luati pana la aeroport ?
- Pana acolo va costa 300.000.
- Si cu sotia mea ?
- Tot atat.
- Vezi ? Nu valorezi nimic !
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Postby micuta_stea » Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:24 pm

E valabila si viceversa daca oprea ea taxiul [zz] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D]
traieste ziua de azi ca si cand ar fi ultima zi
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