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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - ....adevarul si numai adevarul!!!!!

....adevarul si numai adevarul!!!!!

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Postby Primrose » Sun Jun 04, 2006 3:07 pm

Si intrebarea??? [:D]

Hai ca pun eu intreabarea: ce lucru te ispiteste cel mai tare si nu poti rezista sa nu-l ai???
"E o intamplare a fiintei mele..." [flo]
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Postby diana123 » Sun Jun 04, 2006 4:06 pm

O masina Citroen C1, si sunt in tratative, dar cred ca va mai dura si pana atunci poate ma razgandesc
[:D] [:D]

ti-ai dus vreodata amantul in casa?
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Postby oanadd » Sun Jun 04, 2006 4:14 pm

deocamdata nu am avut amant, dar si daca as avea nu l-as aduce acasa.
care a fost cea mai mare minciuna pe care i-ai spus-o sotului?
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Postby diana123 » Sun Jun 04, 2006 4:19 pm

ca nu l-am inselat cu X

cum ai reactiona daca sotul ar auzi ca tu tii legatura cu fostul?
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Postby lizi74 » Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:13 pm

n-am inteles prea bine intrebarea: cum as reactiona EU daca sotul ar afla ca ...???
pai, nu prea mai tinem legatura decat ocazional pt ca el e f departe- in noua zeelanda... dar eu cred ca as reactiona bine [:D] .. el nu, ca e gelos [cfev] [cfev] [cfev]

cum arata vacanta ta de vis?
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Postby DRIANA » Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:41 pm

Plaja, palmieri, o mare ca in Laguna Albastra...Si un coctail rece! Langa mine sotu' iar sub umbrela fetita mea jucandu-se in nisip!
Pasez intrebarea ca ma lua melancolia!

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Postby diana123 » Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:45 pm

intinsa pe un pat de masaj, sub palmieri , 2 eunuci facandu-mi vant cu evantaie din frunze de ce-ar fi [:D] sa poata face vant, un maseur sa fie la dispozitia mea intreaga zi, valurile spargandu-se de stanci, coctailuri si inghetata!Neaparat masajul sa nu lipseasca!
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Postby diana123 » Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:47 pm

si intrebarea: daca ti s-ar oferi un job bine platit in schimbul unei partide de amor cu seful companiei(barbat frumos, la max 40 de ani) ai accepta?
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Postby Primrose » Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:44 pm

Deja mi s-a propus asta. [:D] Pentru job-ul pe care il fac acasa, sotul meu ma plateste biiiiineeee!!!! [:p]

Pasez intrebarea. [ Rad cu gura pana la urechi]
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Postby oanadd » Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:33 pm

mai, diana, sub palmierii aia, pe malul marii, singura???? sau masajistul....
daca tipul ar fine rau, si mi-ar placea poate as face-o, asa, fara obligatii. dar pentru un job unde l-as vedea zilnic pe respectivul, nu.
ce faci cand sotul are chef de sex si tu nu?
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