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BANCURI

Terapia prin ras- leac redutabil impotriva depresiei, grijilor si tensiunilor de orice fel.

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Postby Cipisor » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:29 pm

Stiti chestia asta???

Intr-o buna zi, unui taietor de lemne ii cazu securea in apa. Omul se puse pe jelit pentru ca-si pierduse singurul lucru cu care putea sa-si castige existenta.
Vazand acestea, zana cea buna apare langa apa si-l intreaba care este cauza disperarii sale. Omul ii explica situatia si zana plonjeaza in rau si revine cu o secure din aur masiv.
- Asta e securea ta, omule? il intreaba ea.
- Nu, raspunse taietorul de lemne.
zana intra din nou in apa si se intoarce cu o secure numai din argint.
- Asta e securea ta? intreaba ea din nou.
- Nu, raspunde din nou taietorul de lemne.
A treia oara zana revine cu o secure de fier.
- Asta e securea ta?
- Da, asta e, ii raspunse de data aceasta taietorul de lemne.
zana, miscata de onestitatea omului ii face cadou toate trei securile si taietorul de lemne se intoarce fericit acasa.
Cateva zile mai tarziu acelasi taietor de lemne se plimba pe malul raului cu nevasta sa. Dintr-odata aceasta cade in apa. Cum omul se puse iarasi pe plans, zana aparu din nou intrebandu-l care-i este necazul.
- Nevasta mea a cazut in apa, ii raspunse taietorul de lemne printre suspine.
Atunci zana sare in apa si apare cu Penelope Cruz in bratze.
- Asta este nevasta ta? intreaba ea.
- DA! urla omul.
Atunci zana, furioasa, il lua la bani marunti:
- Indraznesti sa ma minti?!! Ar trebui sa te blestem pentru vecie!!
Atunci taietorul de lemne incepe s-o implore:
- Te rog, iarta-ma! Dar cum altfel puteam sa raspund?! Daca spuneam "nu" la Penelope Cruz, data viitoare mi-o aduceai pe Catherine Zeta Jones. Si daca si atunci as fi spus "nu", a treia oara mi-o aduceai pe nevasta-mea. Si daca de data aceea as fi spus "da", mi le faceai cadou pe toate trei, dar eu sunt un om nevoias si n-am de unde sa hranesc trei femei. Acesta este motivul pentru care am raspuns cu "da" de prima data.

Morala: Barbatii mint numai din motive perfect oneste si logice.
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Postby popica70 » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:17 am

Daaaaa! asa e! si asta nu e banc, e adevarul! [:D] [:D] [:D]
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Postby Cipisor » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:25 am

Hai, hai, nu ti-o lua in cap!!! E un banc!!! [:D]
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Postby popica70 » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:27 am

Repede tu sa ma aduci cu picioarele pe pamnt! [:D] Cand imicrestea si mie inima in piept! [:D]
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Postby Cipisor » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:35 am

Hai ca-i weekend!!! Sa fie frumos!!! Daca o stiati, scuze!!!

A fost o data un barbat perfect si o femeie perfecta. Ei s-au intilnit si deoarece relatia lor a fost perfecta s-au casatorit. Nunta a fost perfecta. Iar viata lor in doi a fost deasemenea perfecta.

Intr-o seara de craciun, in care ningea puternic, aceasta pereche perfecta mergea cu masina pe o sosea plina de curbe, cind la un moment dat au vazut pe cineva la marginea strazii, care se pare ca avea o pana. Era Mos Craciun cu o tolba plina de cadouri. Deoarece ei nu au vrut sa dezamageasca copiii cei multi care asteptau cadourile, perechea perfecta l-au invitat pe Mos Craciun sa se urce in masina lor pt. a ajunge sa imparta cadourile. Si asa au ajuns in scurt timp sa imparta cadourile. Din nefericire s-au inrautatit conditiile meteorologice si cei trei au avut un accident.

Unul singur din cei trei a supravietuit. Care?

(Ginditi-va mai intii si abia apoi va uitati la raspuns)








Bine-nteles ca femeia perfecta.
Ea este singura din cele 3 personaje care exista intr-adevar. Toata lumea stie ca Mos Craciun nu exista.... si ce sa mai zicem de barbati perfecti...


Pt. femei, povestea se termina aici. Barbatii vor citi in continuare.











Puncte bonus pt. barbati:
Daca Mos Craciun si barbatul perfect nu exista, inseamna ca femeia a condus.
Ceea ce explica de ce s-a si intimplat accidentul.


Si inca ceva: daca esti femeie si ai citit si restul
povestii, asta mai demonstreaza inca o chestie:
Femeile nu fac niciodata ce li se spune !
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Postby Kristin » Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:48 pm

Cand sotia nu-i acasa

Sotia e plecata in interes de serviciu.
Sotul il scoala de dimineata pe copilas, ii da sa manance, il ia de mana si il duce la gradinita.
La gradinita educatoarea ii spune ca acest copil ii este necunoscut. Il duce la o a doua gradinita, apoi la a treia. Cand ies de la a patra gradinita, copilul ii spune:
" Taticule, inca o gradinita, si eu astazi chiar ca intarzii la scoala!!!"
LIBERTATEA SUPREMA E ALEGEREA ATITUDINII, INDIFERENT DE CIRCUMSTANTE.
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