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Pacaleli de 1 Aprilie

Terapia prin ras- leac redutabil impotriva depresiei, grijilor si tensiunilor de orice fel.

Pacaleli de 1 Aprilie

Postby Arheoloaga » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:03 am

Tocmai ce mi-am dat seama ca azi e 1 Aprilie! Care este cea mai gogonata pacaleala auzita sau zisa de voi de 1 Aprilie?
Fiecare primeşte un nume când se naşte, dar trebuie să fie în stare să-şi boteze viaţa cu un cuvânt care să-i dea un sens.
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Postby mischaela » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:05 am

ma duc sa-l anunt pe bob ca sunt insarcinata ... [:D] asta da sadism ...
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Postby bella84 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:07 am



Cat cerul e albastru suntem deasupra tuturor !!!
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Postby mischaela » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:08 am

pai saracul la cat isi doreste ... i-o mai dau si pe la nas ..
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Postby Arheoloaga » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:08 am

Fiecare primeşte un nume când se naşte, dar trebuie să fie în stare să-şi boteze viaţa cu un cuvânt care să-i dea un sens.
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Postby bella84 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:11 am



Cat cerul e albastru suntem deasupra tuturor !!!
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Postby marimira » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:14 am

Acum vreo cativa ani cand nu eram casatoriti consoarta mea ma suna de 1 aprilie la prima ora sa-mi spuna ca sa nu masperii dar trebuie sa-mi spuna ceva,sa vin pana la spital ca el si-a rupt mana rau si e la urgente astepta sa fie examinat....s.a.m.d.
Are un talent de actor incat am crezut fiecare cuvintel ca sa nu mai spun ca nici nu am realizat cae 1 aprilie.
am ajuns acolo ontr-un suflet,m-am intalnic cu un fost coleg de-al lui de la sanitara ca lucra acolo,i-am povestitca era chiarla radiologie ,l-am intrebat de Sebi,asta habar n-avea,cand ies de acolo sa-l mai caut il vad ca tatea bine merci pe un scaun si radea.
Beton,nu?
M-am suparat pe moment pentru eu chiar ma speriasem...si l-am pus sa-mi promita ca nu mai face niciodata glume legate de sanatate .
O zi frumoasa va doresc si cat mai putine pacaleli!
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Postby bogaris » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:39 am

anul trecut mi-a vazut sotul masina parcata in oras, in fata unui magazin, si cum are si el dublura la chei, mi-a mutat-o mai incolo [czid] Mamaaa, cand am iesit si n-am mai gasit masina.... Normal primul telefon i l-am dat lui, aproape plangand, " cineva mi-a furat masina"...cand a auzit omu ca aproape fac infarct, mi-a zis ca e 1 aprilie, da tot n-am realizat ce are 1 aprilie cu masina mea [czid] [czid]

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Postby marimira » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:41 am

[Ma tavalesc de ras] Super Bogacris!!!Imi imaginez ce fatzuca aveai!
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