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Intamplari adevarate

Terapia prin ras- leac redutabil impotriva depresiei, grijilor si tensiunilor de orice fel.

Postby Cipisor » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:42 pm

Am citit, am citit ... Aluzie la insinuarile Oanei de acolo a fost chestia cu degetul...
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Postby patrib » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:41 am

Cititi si va minunati (Made in USA)


Premiul LIEBECK este numit asa dupa Stella Liebeck - de 81 ani - care a dat in judecata McDonalds pentru ca si-a varsat in poala o ceasca de cafea si a castigat 2.9 milioane $... E cunoscut faptul ca americanii se dau in judecata pentru orice rahat, dar astea depasesc intelegerea umana, cel de pe primul loc e pur si simplu un scenariu SF ...

-Locul 5 - Kathleen Robertson, Austin, Texas, a primit o despagubire de 780.000 de dolari. Ea si-a fracturat glezna intr-un magazin de mobila, dupa ce s-a impiedicat de un baietel care alerga prin magazin.
Verdictul tribunalului i-a surprins pe proprietarii magazinului avand in vedere ca boracul era chiar copilul doamnei Robertson!

-Locul 5 - La egalitate pe locul 5 este si Carl Truman de 19 ani care a castigat 74.000$ si cheltuieli pentru ingrijiri medicale, dupa ce un vecin a trecut cu Honda Accord peste mana lui. El se bagase pe sub masina ca sa fure rotile masinii, iar vecinul care era la volan, nu l-a vazut si a plecat din parcare ...

-Locul 5 - Tot pe locul 5 se afla Terrence Dickson din Bristol Pennsylvania,care dupa ce a spart o casa a vrut sa iasa prin garaj, dar usa acestuia era stricata ... si usa de acces in casa se inchisese automat in urma lui. Proprietarii erau in vacanta, asa ca hotul-minune a ramas inchis 8 zile in garaj, hranindu-se doar cu o lada de Pepsi si un sac de mancare pentru caini. El a dat in judecata casa de asigurari a proprietarului pentru ca situatia i-a cauzat stres si a castigat 500.000$

-Locul 4 - E ocupat de Jerry Williams din Little Rock Arkansas, care a fost muscat de cur de cainele vecinului, care era legat si in curtea respectivului vecin. El nu a castigat decat 14.500$ pentru ca juriul a considerat ca dl Williams a provocat "un pic" acest incident, sarind gardul si tragand cu o pusca cu alice in caine ...

- Locul 3 - Apartine don'soarei Amber Carson din Lancaster Pennsylvania,care a alunecat pe o balta de sifon intr-un restaurant si si-a rupt noada.Treaba e ca balta fusese facuta chiar de don'soara, care aruncase un pahar cu sifon in capul prietenului ei, si probabil ratase... A castigat 113,500 $.

- Locul 2 - Kara Walton din Claymont Delaware a incercat sa intre pe geamul unei toalete de la un club de noapte pentru a nu plati 3.5$ la intrare,a alunecat si si-a spart doi dinti. A dat in judecata clubul si a castigat 12.000 $ si cheltuielile stomatologice.

- Locul 1 si coronita - Merv Grazinski din Oklahoma City, a cumparat o rulota cat o casa, si cand se deplasa pe autostrada a fixat viteza pe automat si s-a dus in spate sa-si faca o cafea... Rulota a iesit bineinteles de pe autostrada si a cazut in sant. El a dat in judecata compania care a fabricat rulota pentru ca nu au specificat in manualul de utilizare ca nu trebuie sa paraseasca volanul in timp ce merge... A castigat 1.750.000$ si o noua rulota, iar compania a modificat manualul de utilizare...
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Postby cristina_gl » Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:45 pm

Am citit si m-am crucit. Dar am si ras cu pofta. Ce situatii ridicole si comice in acelasi timp! Ne mai miram de justitia noastra...
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Postby framboise » Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:08 pm

[/quote]E cunoscut faptul ca americanii se dau in judecata pentru orice rahat, [/quote]

Parca am citit presa de aici...la faptul divers! [:D]

Cea mai mica chestie se speculeaza aici! Iar companiile de asigurare sunt cele care platesc in cea mai mare parte a cazurilor...
Daca te "acidentezi" in curtea unui spital, scoli, daca aluneci pe o podea spalata intr-un complex, bar, o pui de o suma frumusica, daca vrei! [:D]

Fimiu cel mic, a cazut o data in curtea scolii. Era gheata, pe o portiune mica, si acolo a cazut. Si-a facut o rana (cam urata!) la genunchi. Bineinteles ca m-au sunat imediat sa mergem la spital. Acolo m-au pus sa completez un formular, unde s-a intamplat, cand, la ce ora, in ce context... etc si la sfarsit m-au intrebat daca-i dau in judecata pentru neglijenta! [:D]
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Postby lizi74 » Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:09 pm

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Postby Cipisor » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:59 pm

Facem presupuneri: nu i-a dat in judecata!!!
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Postby popica70 » Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:16 am

nu i-a dat! E romanca totusi! [:D] [:D]
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