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Bancuri...tematice!

Educatie sexuala. Despre placere. Sexul si cuplul. Fantezii si jocuri erotice. Disfunctii si remedii.
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Postby MIRI2005 » Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:49 pm

Misto asta [cool]
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Postby bubutza » Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:44 pm

Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha...super banc. [cool]
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Postby Leea » Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:00 pm

La oficiul imigratzii:
-Nume ?
- Abdul Dalah Sarafi .
-Sex ?
-De patru ori pe saptamina.
-Nu , nu , nu. Mascul sau femeie.
-Mascul , femela.... depinde de camila......
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Postby aleks » Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:32 am

Bestial !
v-am iubit si v-am pupat
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Postby lili_ang » Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:05 am

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Postby Lavinia04 » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:01 am

Doi prieteni intr-un bar,unul suparat rau zice intr-una:"cum p....masi?''
Celalalt:-''ce-i prietene?"
-"a nascut nevasta mea si cum p...masi?"
- "pai si nu te bucuri?"
- " pai unul alb si unul negru"
Celalalt:-"cum p...masi?!"
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Postby bubutza » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:26 pm

El:"stinge lumina!"
Ea stinge lumina.
El:"dezbraca-te!"
Ea se dezbraca.
El:"Ia-o in gura"
Ea:"Asta nu!"
El:"Alta n-am!"
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Postby bria » Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:28 am

Discutie intre 2 femei ( nu zic blonde, nici brunete, sa nu jignesc [:D] ), viitoare mamici:
- Tu pana la cate luni ai supt?
- Pana la 6, dar m-am apucat iar pe la 15 ani!
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Postby Link » Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:17 pm

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Postby psyche » Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:44 pm

Un italian in Bucuresti, agata o curva, o duce la el in apartament. Inaninte sa si-o puna, o vede pe tipa ca se da dea cu o crema prin p...zda. Mirat, o intreaba:
- Ma per che?
Tipa: Per alunecare.
La care italianu' isi da jos lantul de la git si si-l infasoara pe scula.
Tipa, mirata: Ma per che?
Italianu: per non derapare.
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