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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Nimfoplastie

Nimfoplastie

Educatie sexuala. Despre placere. Sexul si cuplul. Fantezii si jocuri erotice. Disfunctii si remedii.

Postby oanadd » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:45 am

pai, daca nu ai imaginatie. [:D]
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Postby mary_lou » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:53 am






God doesn't give you the people you want, he gives you the the people you need.To help you, to hurt you, to leave you, to love you and to make you the person you were meant to be.
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Postby Claudia_34 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:05 am

Apropo de nimfoplastie.. un banc in ton cu subiectul [:D]

O femeie a apelat la un chirurg plastic sa-i reduca dimensiunile buzelor vaginale deoarece sunt prea mari si falfaitoare.
De rusine, a insistat ca operatia sa fie tinuta secreta, medicul fiind de acord.
Dupa operatie, trezindu-se din anestezie, a gasit 3 trandafiri asezati cu grija pe noptiera.
Indignata, si-a sunat imediat medicul:
- Parca v-am rugat sa nu spuneti nimanui despre operatia mea!
Medicul i-a spus ca a indeplinit intocmai dorinta de confidentialitate si ca primul trandafir e de la el:
- M-a intristat gandul ca treceti prin asta de una singura...
- Si al doilea trandafir?
- Al doilea trandafir e de la asistenta mea. Din simpatie, pentru ca si ea suferit aceasta procedura cu ceva timp in urma.
- Dar al treilea trandafir?
- Al treilea e de la un domn de la sectia de arsi de deasupra. A vrut sa va multumeasca pentru noile lui urechi. [:D]
Tot ce ne deranjeaza la ceilalti, ne ajuta sa ne intelegem mai bine pe noi insine.
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