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Strategii de "agatzat"

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Strategii de "agatzat"

Postby lili_ang » Sun Apr 24, 2005 3:40 pm

Care au fost cele mai haioase moduri in care v-a abordat un domn (evident, cand erati necasatorite [:D] [:D] )? Se spune ca ei au niste modalitati extraordinar de amuzante de a aborda o femeie.
Dau un exemplu de abordare cretina: "Singurica?". Mai nou am aflat ca asta se poate traduce: "Si-n gurica?" [:D] [:D] [:D]
Mai stiti si altele?
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Postby alovel » Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:10 am

La metrou la Romana un tip simpatic (parea student), cu un rucsac in spate, mi-a zis: Nu vrei sa mergi cu mine la munte, acum ?

Asta mi s-a parut cea mai simpatica replica de agatzat pe care mi-o amintesc!
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Postby raluca80 » Mon Apr 25, 2005 12:05 pm

Imi plac motoarele... si tocmai ce vad eu in parcul din fata liceului, un tip sprijinit de un super motor: " Ne plimbam impreuna?!" Atat mi-a trebuit!
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Postby gabi-cta » Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:55 pm

Ha-ha, ultima tentativa de agatat a fost in toamna (eram insarcinata cu Rares in 4 luni!!!). Un pusti la vreo 20 de ani m-a oprit pe strada si mi-a spus: te urmaresc in fiecare dimineata si dupa-amiaza. Imi plac tzatzele tale. Ti-ar sta bine cu un decolteu mai generos! [cfev] Nu va mai spun ce i-am raspuns si cum m-am manifestat ca mi-a rusine! Dar nu l-am batut ca am vazut ca-i tropaiau hormonii in el. [coarda]
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Postby geamanuf » Mon May 16, 2005 7:46 am

majoritatea cer nr de telefon.mai nou le raspund ca fiie-mea e deja ocupata.eu sunt mai tupeiste,mereu am intimidat barbatii si pe cei mai fiorosi.majoritatea cred ca intr-un capsor frumos mintea sta lejera
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Re: Strategii de "agatzat"

Postby Rica » Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:08 pm

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Postby Rica » Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:09 pm

Iata Lili un ex clasic de apasare "trimite" urmat de [cfev]
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Postby Rica » Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:13 pm

Cand te-am citat am vrut sa zic: "Super Lili, pe asta nu o stiam!"
Ce a iesit... ai vazut si tu! [:D] [:D]
Inca ma gandesc care e cea mai amuzanta abordare, ca cea mai cretina mi-o amintesc perfect: pus direct mana pe tztzele mele.Cum am reactionat eu? Am urlat ca descreierata: "uita-ti un obsedat!". Cum a reactionat el? A fugit mancand pamantul!! Iar eu am inceput sa ma amuz teribil! [:D]
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Postby Primrose » Thu Aug 18, 2005 1:02 pm

Ultima data cand am fost agatata s-a intamplat recent, pe strada, langa Cora. Un timp cu o banana decojita in gura pe care o manevra sugestiv. [:D]
Cand m-a vazut a mormait ceva ca o invitatie sa-i fac si eu la fel cu...
L-am lasat sa mormaie si si-am trecut grabita, mai departe!
Mare-i gradina lui Dumnezeu! [czid]

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Postby danaG » Thu Aug 18, 2005 1:07 pm

De curand un tip: "Sigur te cunosc de undeva." Eu: "Sigur nu pe mine ma cauti." [:D]
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