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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Intrebari....grele
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Intrebari....grele

PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:31 pm
by Anamaya
Hai sa scriem aici ce raspunsuri le dam copiilor nostri cand ne pun intrebari "grele".
Fata prietenei mele a intrebat-o : Unde se duce mancarimea dupa ce ne scarpinam ? [czid]
I-a raspuns ca nu stie dar o sa se intereseze si o sa-i spuna cand afla.N-a aflat inca.....

PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:20 pm
by Mihaela_Miruna
[ Rad cu gura pana la urechi] [ Rad cu gura pana la urechi] [ Rad cu gura pana la urechi]

Ce le mai trece copiilor prin cap! [:D]

PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:27 pm
by Anamaya
Haideti fetelor , curaj "bagati " intrebari ..grele la care copii vostri asteapta raspuns.

PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:00 pm
by psyche
Ha, simpatic topicul
Sa povestesc si eu una, eram intr-un tramvai si langa mine un pusti de vreo 4 ani cu tati. Si la fiecare statie pustiul intreba:
Copilul: Ce statie e asta tati?
Tati:Eroii Revolutiei
Copilul: Si de ce se cheama asa?
Tati: Ca aici e cimitirul Eroilor Revolutiei
urmatoarea
Copilul: Da' asta ce statie e tati?
Tati: Bacovia
Copilu: Si de ce ii spune asa?
Tati: Stii poatul Geroge Bacovia... etc

Si la un moment dat vine alta statie
Copilul: Ce statie e asta tati?
Tati: Toporasi
Copilul: Si de ce se numeste asa?
Tati: ........................

Nu mai stiu ce i-a spus da oricum a balmajit ceva incurcat [:D] Ca nu avea nici o explicatie. Si mi s-a parut tare funny la ora aia.

PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:01 pm
by psyche
erata: poatul = poetul :)

PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:07 am
by Anamaya
Eu am una tare , de la mare.Nu e intrebare de e haioasa faza.
La mare - mai toata lumea brozata .La un monent dat vine un cuplu ( probabil era prima zi la mare ) , tipa roscata natural , cu pielea alba ca laptele.O vede vara-mea si incepe de zbiere : Mama , ce ciorapi curati are tanti. [:D]
Am inceput sa radem si "tanti" le fel .

PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:40 pm
by duti
acum cativa ani...profesoara mea de chimie era poreclita "broasca" si intamplator o suna pe mama pt o programare.Dupa ce inchide tel, mama imi spune:"Stii cine era le tel? Broasca."La care varul mau(care avea cativa anisori atunci) intreaba foarte uimit: "da ce, boaca stie sa vobeasca la telefon?" Ne-a busit rasul instant si a tb sa dam explicatii...
Asta ca asta, dar tot pustiul ne intreaba pe noi(pe mine si pe frate-miu si era micut, avea vreo 4-5 ani) ca sa-i explicam si lui cine l-a facut pe dumnezeu, ca nu poate sa fie asa, facut din nimic si ca tb sa fie de undeva...Si cum adica universul e fara sfarsit...ca el nu-si poate explica! Da-i raspuns la asta dc stii!

sa facem haz de..necaz

PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:50 pm
by popa_doina_iuliana
imi pare rau dar fetele mele nu au ajuns inca la virsta intrebarilor grele...ma astept la asta si undeva am citit ...nu mai stiu unde...ca atunci pustii nostrii isi vor da seama ca noi parintii nu avem raspunsuri la toate intrebarile... [:D]

PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 3:49 pm
by anamaria_nanu
poate nu este chiar o intrebare dar sigur este un raspuns "inteligent " din partea copilului meu(2ani si 1luna,fetita).Eu sunt gravida si i-am tot explicat ca o sa aiba un fratior si aseara am intrebat-o pe unde o sa iasa copilul si ea cu manutele ei mici mi-a "deschis" burtica cu cheile si gata bebe iesise.Era ata de mandra de ea si m-a amuzat si pe mine.Asa ca tot ce explicam [bebe] inregistreaza. [pupi]

PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:17 pm
by Anamaya
M-am intalnit cu o vecina si fiindca eram cu aia mica de mana a intrebat-o vecina : unde-i mata ?Asta mica si-a dat seama ca nu e de bine si cand a ajuns acasa l-a intrebat pe si ea pe tati : unde-i mata ?
(precizez ca soacra-mea a murit acum cativa ani - Dumnezeu s-o ierte )
Dar tati a inceput sa rada si nu i-a mai explicat unde-i "ma-sa".