[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/bbcode.php on line 483: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is no longer supported, use preg_replace_callback instead
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions.php on line 4752: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3887)
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions.php on line 4754: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3887)
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions.php on line 4755: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3887)
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions.php on line 4756: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3887)
Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - De ce-uri haioase
Page 1 of 3

De ce-uri haioase

PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 4:03 pm
by lili_ang
De ce pestera nu are nici un peste?

Daca o persoana cu mai multe personalitati incearca sa se sinucida, este considerata o situatie de luare de ostatici?

Daca faci dragoste cu clona ta, te masturbezi?

Ce faci cand vezi ca un animal pe cale de disparitie manaca o planta pe cale de disparitie?

O broasca fara carapace este fara locuinta sau dezbracata?

Daca politia aresteaza un mim, ii spun ca are dreptul sa nu zica nimic?

Daca lumea e o scena, unde sta publicul ?

De ce morcovul e mai portocaliu decat o portocala?

Daca uleilul de masline e facut din masline, uleiul de bebelusi din ce e facut?

De ce eutanasia se face cu seringi sterilizate?

De ce cand un barbat ii vorbeste unei femei urat, este hartuire sexuala, iar cand o femeie ii vorbeste urat unui barbat este 30.000 lei / minutul?

Daca s-a deschis sezonul turistic, de ce nu putem sa ii impuscam?

Daca azi sunt 0 grade si maine va fi de 2 ori mai frig, cate grade vor fi?

Daca americanii arunca cu orez la nunti, japonezii la nuntile lor arunca cu hot-dog?

De ce nu mai exista sinonim pentru cuvantul sinonim?

De ce lichidul de vase contine lamaie, cand sucul de lamaie contine chimicale?

De ce spalam prosoapele de baie, nu suntem curati cand le folosim?

Daca oamenii vad pasarele cand se lovesc la cap, ce vad pasarelele cand se lovesc?

Astept completarile voastre! [:D] [cool]

PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:38 am
by gabi-cta
Stai sa-mi treaca rasul si comentez. Sper ca nu fii-ta a enuntat astea!!! [cfev]

PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:47 pm
by lili_ang
Cand ai sa vezi o disperata alergand pe malul marii cu evidente tendinte sinucigase, sa stii ca eu sunt si ca a venit "vremea", adica a inceput fi-mea sa emita de astea! [:D] Momentan suntem inca la faza de ba-da-bu! [cfev]

PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 2:17 pm
by gabi-cta
Da' ai conditie fizica, nu gluma! Din Vrancea-n Dobrigica! Sau vi cu "vantul"? [:D] Ca zmeul?

PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 2:28 pm
by lumy
[lol] [lol] [lol] [lol] [lol] [lol] Si arunca, cu "ciocanul" inainte! [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D]

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:47 pm
by CANDRE
CARINA ARE 2 ANI SI 8 LUNI SI A INCEPUT DE CATEVA SAPTAMANI CU NESUFERITA INTREBARE"DE CE? " ! AZI A VAZUT O URMA DE ZGARIETURA PE ARAGAZ . A INTREBAT : MAMI DE CE S-A ZGARIAT ARAGAZUL? EU I-AM RASPUNS a cazut . EA A CONTINUAT : DE CE ? eu : ca nu a ascultat de mama lui , ea: DE CE? , eu -a alergat si nu s-a tinut de mana mamei lui . ea, foarte revoltata : MAMA , ARAGAZUL NU ARE MANA!
VOI CE-I MAI SPUNEATI ? EU AM TACUT..... M-A INCUIAT . CANDREImage

PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:10 pm
by psyche
Simpatica fiica ta. Dar cred ca trebuia sa-i spui in termeni simpli adevarul si probabil ca nu te mai incuia. Oricum succes!!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:46 pm
by CANDRE
eu i-am spus asa pt. ca ea cand iesim afara , nu sta locului o clipa , alearga si nu vrea in ruptul capului sa mearga de mana ...
Cand iti impuie capul cu DE CE ? , poti sa-i spui orice , chiar si adevarul , ca oricum te mai intreaba : DE CE ? Asta e ....

LA NASTERE:

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:01 pm
by dooblemum
DE CE LA NASTERE MAMA E ALBA SI PRUNCUL E ROSU?

DACA PATUL DE BURETE E FACUT DIN BURETE,ATUNCI PATUL DE BB DIN CE E FACUT?

CUM IMI MANEVREZ SURIOARA?





SUPPER,NU?

PUPICI!!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:10 pm
by Anca_Cristina_Manea
hop si eu ca a sosist timpul pt de ce-uri din ce in ce mai haioase sa va spun ultimul."de unde vine somnul (nani), mami"