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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - De unde vin bebelusii?

De unde vin bebelusii?

- Ce nazbatii a mai facut pustiul tau?

- Din "perlele" nazdravanilor nostri� Scrie-ne despre "sarea si piperul" vietii de parinte.

Postby doinaden » Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:23 pm

Nu ar trebuii sa le spunem ca a venit barza, sau i-a adus cineva la usa, povesti...cred ca a le explica fenomenul iubirii si conceperii unui bebelus e cel mai bine. Ca tati si mami se iubesc , se saruta vad si ei, important e sa ii dai raspuns cat mai aproape de adevar. Eu Biancai i-am explicat ce se intampla si ea a vazut cum creste burtica, a simtit cum misca bebe, iar pe unde iese m-au ajutat cei de la Surprize, surprize cu nasterea lor in direct, si facuse fata mea niste ochii mariiiiiiiiiiii.
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Postby Lavinia04 » Sat Jun 04, 2005 2:13 pm

CAnd eram insarcinata,nepotelul meu m-a intrebat:
''-Cum l=ai bagat acolo.''Am ramas masca,nu am stiut ce sa-i raspund,acum nu stiam ce-i spusese mama lui,si nu am vrut sa ma bag.Iar el vazand ca nu-i raspund a inceput sa ma certe sa nu ma mai gandesc si sa-i spun odata. [czid] M-a pus intr-o situatie.....
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Postby Leea » Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:41 pm

Da, delicata situatie. Dar nu cred ca e bine sa le ascundem ceva, ca oricum le trec prin minte tot felul de idei despre cum a ajuns bebelul in burta. Unul zicea ca mama-sa a inghitit samantza de copii [bebe] ... Am ras cu lacrimi. Zice ca asa i-a spus tatal. [:D]
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Postby Lavinia04 » Tue Jun 07, 2005 5:44 pm

Super [cool] [cool]
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Postby Cami-N » Tue Jun 07, 2005 5:58 pm

[:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D]
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Postby mihaelapaier » Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:28 pm

Mariei(are 4 ani acum) i-am spus adevarul,stie ca a fost in burtica la mami ,dar nu a intrebat inca cum a ajuns acolo.Eu incerc sa ii spun intotdeauna adevarul si are tot timpul multe intrebari.Cred ca faptul ca are incredere in tine si stie ca nu il minti e mai important decat o iesire rapida si ei oricum afla mai devreme sau mai tarziu...
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Postby mihaelapaier » Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:28 pm

Mariei(are 4 ani acum) i-am spus adevarul,stie ca a fost in burtica la mami ,dar nu a intrebat inca cum a ajuns acolo.Eu incerc sa ii spun intotdeauna adevarul si are tot timpul multe intrebari.Cred ca faptul ca are incredere in tine si stie ca nu il minti e mai important decat o iesire rapida si ei oricum afla mai devreme sau mai tarziu...
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Postby Dana103 » Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:48 pm

Cand eram insarcinata cu Maria un nepotel i-a spus verisoarei mele, mama lui (era la gradi el):
- Eu stiu cum ajung copiii in burtica mamei!
- Verisoara-mea il intreaba:cum?
- Pai parintii fac sex.
- De unde stii?
- Mi-a spus o colega de la gradinita.
Verisoara-mea nu a avut curajul sa il intrebe ce este acela sex. Presupunem ca stia.
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Postby CANDRE » Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:04 pm

DE CE ????DE CE ? MEREU ACEEASI INTREBARE...
SI LA VARSTA NOASTRA , DE CE NE MAI MIRAM LA VARSTA LOR???
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Postby askar » Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:11 pm

Copilasii mei(fetita 5 ani, baietelul 8 ani) cred de ceva vreme ca fiecare femeie are de la nastere in burta un nr de copii mici,mici.
Acestia se fac bebelusi atunci cand mami se casatoreste si doctorul ii scoate din burta. Nu stiu de unde e teoria asta ca nu eu le-am spus-o, doar am confirmat-o cumva. Parca ii vad pe amandoi in discutii si ce fericiti au fost cand au ajuns la o concluzie.
Oricum fetita nu vede ce rost mai are tati (in urma acestei teorii)dar baietelul, fiind mai mare, stie mai multe . La un moment dat, cand Maria l-a lovit pe tati, cristian a certat-o ca raman fara alti fratiori. Cand l-am intrebat de ce mi-a zimbit cu subanteles. Erau la un moment dat niste carti pt copii despre corpul omenesc unde era explicata reproducerea destul de clar si a citit acolo dar pe mine nu m-a asaltat cu prea multe intrebari. Oricum faza cu barza nu cred ca ar fi crezut-o.
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