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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Loc de dat cu capu'
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Loc de dat cu capu'

PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 5:51 am
by ella-o
M-am gandit sa redeschid acest topic, sa avem si noi un loc unde sa ne descarcam nervii prin [czid] [czid] [czid] [alc] [alc] [alc] [box] [box] [box] [cfev] [cfev] [cfev]

Asa ca va astept aici [duel] [bataie] [bici] [blabla] [B(] [}:)] [v] [:(!] [:O] [plang] [fuga] ,iar acum [pupi] [pupi] [pupi] pentru toata lumea!

PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 10:38 am
by MIRI2005
Vin si io, fa-mi loc. Ia uite-o si pe tanti Ella, la ce ora posteaza [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] . Nu mai pot. E a treia noapte cand se trezeste si sta......si uita sa mai adoarma. Mai urla, mai danseaza, ma mai pupa, se mai arunca cu fundul pe fatza mea, ma mai trage de par.... [czid] [czid] [czid] dac-o pun in patut urla de-i ies plamanii(apropos, e ragusita de cat urla)si nu mai pot [box] [box] [box] [box] [box] [box] (astia-s pentru fii-mea) + [cfev] [cfev] [cfev] [cfev] [cfev] astia si eu [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [alc]

PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:27 am
by ygrec
n-am de ce sa [czid] deocamdata...dar...vin aici in semn de solidaritate!
Aprob existenta acestui subiect si SPER sa nu se stearga ca intram in GREVA!!!

PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:50 am
by ygrec
Hai ca mi-am adus aminte ce am facut duminica si e de [czid] ca stiam ca se poate intampla...sotul meu a fost plecat mai toata ziua si seara, cu baiatu pe langa noi, se trezeste husbandu sa ma traga spre canapea intr-o efuziune de pupaceala!
Eu am protestat la tonalitate ridicata:" hai, domne', lasa-ma ca ma uit la televizor " si nici nu-mi place sa fiu smucita...si se sperie copilu' [czid] si incepe bebeloiu sa planga...si plangi cu sughituri si cu urlete

Stai mami ca nu-i nimica, nu-l mai potoleam..si poc, ii trage o palma lu' ta'su! de s-a racorit copilu...doamne sa-l fi vazut ce urat se uita dupa aia la taica-su!
Asa ca fiti atente ca bebeii sunt foarte sensibili la tonuri ridicate si se sperie saracutii!

PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:53 am
by MariaParvu
spuneti-mi si mie cum e posibil ca azi sa am doua kile in plus fata de ieri? [czid] [czid] [czid]
m-am dus sa ma tund, poate slabesc... [:D]
nu-mi vine sa cred! sa nu-mi ziceti ca n-am stat pe tron, ca azi am fost de doua ori pina acum! [czid] si sa nu-mi ziceti ca maninc cam mult, ca nu-i adevarat! de doua ori pe zi, fara piine, si fructe intre mese. e mult? ca mie nu mi se pare
da-ti-mi pe cineva sa-l [bici] [bici] [bici] [plang] [plang] [plang]
o sa ma fac de o suta de kileeeee!! [plang] [plang]

PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:59 am
by MIRI2005
Vreau eu kilele tale [czid] ca eu is aschie [czid] [czid] [czid]

PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 12:08 pm
by Lavinia04
Eu as avea destule motive sa ma dau cu capul de zid(nu-mi iese nimic de cateva saptamani)dar sunt racita si daca imi mai arunc capul in toti peretii ma doare si mai rau asa ca stau linistita si astept sa-mi treaca... [dead] [:D] [:D]

PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 12:31 pm
by lizi74
emre e bolnav... acum am venit cu el de la spital. saracutul ce i-au mai facut
uite de aia imi vine sa ma [cfev] , ca as fi vrut sa imi faca mie ce i-au facut lui, ca sa-i treaca fara dureri!

PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 1:18 pm
by merry
[czid] [czid] [czid] Eu chiar merit [cfev] Mi-am schimbat singura anticonceptionalele pana acum luamTriquilar si acu'mi-a venit mie sa iau Tri-regol [czid] [czid] De duminica am hemoragie cu cheaguri de sange si am fost azi la medic.M-a bagat pe augumentin de 1gr.pana maine si cica daca nu se opreste sa ma duc maine seara ca e de garda sa ma chiureteze ca numai asa cica poate sa opreasca hemoragia [czid] [czid] [czid] [cfev] [cfev] [cfev]

PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 2:19 pm
by klara81
fetelor mie imi vine sa dau cuiva [box] [cfev] [bici] ca de vine am pus copii din clasa sa isi aduca saracii colajele lucrate pentru un concurs si ieri tanti care se ocupa cu asta a zis ca vine sa le ia compunerile si colajele.asteapta mult si bine si [czid] nu a venit. trimite inapoi cu cata mai colajul acasa pe copil si azi sa-l aduca iar la scoala. azi le aduc iar copii si imi spune ca nu le poate lua ca sunt prea mari. imi venea sa o [brutal] .
nu mai dau nimic sa-si caute.