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la volan

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la volan

Postby aceeasi_eu » Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:12 pm

Sot la volan.
Disperare,graba mare ,plecam la tara,trebuia sa prindem bacul care trece doar din ora in ora.
Fata si baiatul in spate.Micutul intre scaunele din fata,atent la toate manevrele tatalui in intersectia superaglomerata.
Tati super nervos scapa:
,,Uite si boul asta cum conduce!,,
Din spate se auzi ecoul:
,,Boule ,tampitule,postule!,,
Soc-baietelul de 4 ani:
,,ce faci ,mami?,,
Cu nonsalanta micutul raspunde:
,,Il ajut pe tati...,,
Si uite asa am aflat ca micutul avea vocabularul lui ascuns pe care il folosea doar in cazuri de necesitate,ptr a-i fii de ajutor...tatalui...
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Postby Cami-N » Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:32 pm

Hai ca m-am amuzat,desi nu e chiar de ras situatia! Am intalnit multe cazuri de genul asta! Copiii sunt foarte receptivi la ce nu trebuie.Cand nici nu te astepti iti trantesc perla!
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Postby aceeasi_eu » Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:50 pm

cami,ai idee cum pot sa modific?
Ai vazut am facut o boacana... cu ochii la ai mei copii prin casa...
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Postby Mihaela_Miruna » Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:59 pm

Nu poti! [:D] [:D] [:D]
Scripta manet!
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Postby aceeasi_eu » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:01 pm

deci?
Ce fac? [cfev]
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Postby Mihaela_Miruna » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:03 pm

"Las-o mey ca merge asa!" [:D] [:D] [:D]

Asta e, deocamdata nu se poate modifica nimik!
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Postby aceeasi_eu » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:10 pm

Deci...sa mearga asa... [:D] [:D] [:D]
Am carnet de un an jumatate ,am o dacioara de ceva vreme...care are deja inscriptionata numele sotului pe ea [:D] ,scaunul soferului are forma specifica a corpului sau,etc,etc.
In masina colo,in masina dincolo...masina...habar n-am avut de ea,pina cand...nu s-a mai putut...TB CARNET-nu ne mai putem descurca asa...
O gramada de emotii...peripetii...masina in drum...cheie si acasa pe jos...
Consultanta prin telefon...de acolo se deschide capota [:D] ,fa aia ailalta...
Un intreg roman... [noroc]
Voi aveti asemenea experiente?
Cand instructorul dadea comanda stg,va duceati la dr? [:D] [cfev]
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Postby Cami-N » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:16 pm

Eu am permis de 3 ani. Cea mai tare faza a fost cand era sa ma "urc" chiar pe un politist .Omul isi facea treaba intr-o intersectie mai mica si eu ma incadram sa fac la stanga sa intru intr-o parcare...pe unde se iesea de fapt ! [:D] Linia continua nu mi-a sugerat nimik, [czid] eu ...ma incadram! [cfev] Noroc ca instructorul m-a oprit in loc la timp! Politistul nici n-a observat! [noroc]
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Postby aceeasi_eu » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:24 pm

Eu le am tare cu mecanica! [alc] [:D]
O perioada a [cfev] noastra Doinita,asa o cheama,pornea numai daca apasam cu surubelnita un oarecare surub...Dar nu aveam suficienta forta.Tb cineva sa puna contactul,iar in momentul cand eu apasam acolo-el sa dea cheie.
Cine credeti ca-mi dadea mie cheie?
Fata mea,fiindca ea daca pleca cu tati la scoala ,o instruia :asta poate sa i se intample mamei,deci faci asa si asa...
Apoi a invatat si baiatul miscarea... [cool]
Mami nu tb sa spuna decat,,ACUM!,, [:D]
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Postby Cami-N » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:29 pm

Vai de ea biata Doinita! [:D] Al meu tata a pus un buton in bord tot pentru situatii de genul asta! Eu am facut o pana intr-o zi ,cu telefonul intr-o mana si cricul in alta! Cand am ajuns la stransul suruburilor a oprit un domn binevoitor..cam tarziu totusi.In gandul meu ii multumeam Celui de Sus ca m-a tinut acumulatorul telefonului!Altfel mai intarziam si la munca! [cfev]
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