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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Intamplari haioase din casatorie...
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Intamplari haioase din casatorie...

PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:00 pm
by suzana_vladoiu
Fetelor, la subiectul asta am ceva de povestit... Sa incep cu inceputul. Intamplarile haioase sunt din timpul somnului.
Intr-o noapte, nu stiu ce visam ca m-am trezit dandu-i sau mai bine zis tragandu-i sotziorului meu pumni in cap, dar cum sa va spun, asa cu sete, din ce in ce mai tare si din ce in ce mai repede. Il tocam marunt. S-a trezit saracul buimac, nu stia ce e cu el!
Alta faza: m-am trezit tot asa intr-o noapte urland cat ma tzinea gura AJUTOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!!!. Era vara si geamul deschis si era ora 2 noaptea! Cred ca am trezit tot blocul! Sa-i fi vazut fatza sotziorului meu, care a sarit buimac din somn si se uita speriat in jur zicand "Cine-i, cine a intrat in camera?" Ce sa fac daca m-am obisnuit greu sa dorm cu sotul?
Dar si el mi-a facut-o. M-am trezit cu o directa de dreapta drept in ficat. Fara sa vrea. Visa ca se batea cu unul si m-a nimerit pe mine!!! Dupa ce am ramas insarcinata, dormea pe marginea lui de pat, pat mare de 1.80/2 m!, si cu spatele la mine de frica sa nu ma mai loveasca!
Si ultima faza haioasa, de cand este si asta mica: se trezeste intr-o noapte, se duce la patutzul fetei si se apleaca si incepe sa vorbeasca tare! Fata evident s-a trezit speriata! El, s-a intors tacticos in pat si s-a culcat. Fata urla cat o tzinea gura. Dupa 5-10 min se trezeste nevinovat si ma intreaba de ce plange fata! Cum de ce plange?????? Simteam ca innebunesc! Parca era lunatec si nu isi amintea nimic!!!!!!!
Voi ati patit asa ceva???

PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 2:25 pm
by MIRI2005
Altceva nu puteati sa faceti noaptea? [:D] [cool] [cool] [cool]

PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 11:10 pm
by gabi-cta
Ni s-a intamplat si noua. Dormeam si sotul ma trezeste si-mi spune sa merg la baie. Eu, buimaca, plec dar pe drum imi dau seama ca iesisem pe casa scarilor. Vin si il trezesc cu vorbele de rigoare, la care el, buimac, trezit, imi raspunde: "si ai inchis usa la frigider sau nu?"!!! [cfev]
Dimineata abia ne-am lamurit ca el visa ceva si eu alceva (normal).

PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 11:19 pm
by bubutza
Intr-o noapte nu ce visam ca i-am tras o palma peste frunte..ca acolo am nimerit.Nu sa trezit pt.ca dormea profund si cred ca nici eu nu am dat f. tare,dar dupa vreo 5 min. adorm la loc si de data asta ii mai ard una [:D] dar tare de sa trezit buimac "Ce e?,Ce e?"A doua zi cand i-am povestit nu isi mai aducea aminte.Alta data adoarme pe canapea si il trezesc "hai dincolo","da ,da ...dar da-mi putina apa"ii dau apa se ridica sta putin si se aseaza la loc "Noapte buna hai sa dormim" [:D] [:D]

PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:34 pm
by ancutagrigoriu
M-ati facut sa rad cu lacrimi in seara asta. Am sa va povestesc si eu cateva faze, dar nu pot acum ca mai am ceva de facut. Dar promit ca revin cat de repede pot. [:D]

PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:35 pm
by gabi-cta
OK, te asteptam! [:D]

PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:08 pm
by ancutagrigoriu
Eram la mare si el s-a dus sa faca dus. La un momet dat se aude bummmmmmmmmmm. Cand ma duc sa vad ce a spart, il gasesc cu cracii in sus si cu o fata de aia mirata de genul: Eu cum am ajuns aici..

PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:10 pm
by ancutagrigoriu
Inainte sa nasc aveam un catelus. De fapt il avem si acum dar l-am dus la mama pana mai creste bebe un pic. Oricum catelusul meu stie doua cuvinte: Papa si Hai sa mergem. La ele reactioneaza zgomotos. Intr-o noapte se trezeste mister, se ridica in fund in mijlocul patului si tipa Anca hai sa mergem repede. Bineinteles ca mi- sarit inima din loc, iar catelul............... A doua zi nu-si aducea aminte. Sau cel putin asa spunea.. [:D]

PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:55 am
by irene111
buna ziua,dragelor!
m-am inscris si eu de putina vreme aici...
sunteti haioase si-mi pare bine sa va cunosc...
amintire de cand eram gravida:
eram in ultima luna,aveam niste proportii fabuloase si dormeam latita in tot patul cu vreo 5 perne si pernite...stiti voi:ca o banana,cu perna la picioare,cap,burta etc.
normal ca iubitul meu sot ajunsese sa doarma pe o aschie de pat...
intr-o seara m-am culcat ceva mai tarziu decat el si cand sa ma "strecor" in pat,il aud:pisi,pisi ai grija!
eu(nerealizand...)-la ce sa am grija?
el:sa nu cazi!
eu(realizand...)-aha!unde sa nu cad?
el(grijuliu...)-in gropi,in canale...


acuma stiu ca sunt o impiedicata,dar chiar in canale...
evident,dimineata nu-si amintea nimic,dar povestea inca mai constituie deliciul familionului...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:22 am
by bubutza
Bun venit Irene111, sa iti traiasca bb.Mishto faza cu canalele.