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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Obiceiuri ale barbatilor care ne scot din minti
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Obiceiuri ale barbatilor care ne scot din minti

PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:49 pm
by lili_ang
Nu-i asa ca trebuia reluat subiectul asta? Ca doar ne-am distrat asa bine la el pana sa dispara ca magaru'n ceata (subiectul desigur!).
Si mai ales ca intre timp, mi-am mai amintit un obicei al sotului meu care ma aduce intr-o stare de nebunie vecina cu dementa! Dupa ce face baie, niciodata nu clateste cada! Innebunesc cand ma duc in baie dupa el si vad in ce stare e cada! [czid] [czid] [czid] El pur si simplu, scoate dopul, dupa care se pune pe bibilit propria persoana si apoi ca si cum ar fi terminat totul in baie, iese! Mi-am propus sa-mi fac rost de un Kalasnicov (sper ca am scris corect!) pentru asemenea momente! Sau cel putin de o pusca automata! Ar fi la fel de eficienta! [:D] [:D]

PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:58 pm
by lumy
Sa vezi cum e cind iese din baie si lasa numai apa pe hol, si ca si cum nu ar fi de ajuns si Alex se duce si dupaceste apa, ca vorba ceea e si el barbat!!!!!!!!!!! [:D]

PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:00 pm
by anaconti
Mi-am mai adus si eu aminte de ceva care ma exaspereaza la al meu sot: are un fix cu lasatul geamului deschis! Frate, eu pot sa inteleg necesitatea aerisirii, stiu ca e sanatos, da' nici chiar asa! Pai nu va zic ca toata saptamana asta (cand au fost -20 grade noaptea) noi am stat in permanenta cu geamul deschis la bucatarie si usa deschisa spre camera! [czid] N-a cedat la rugaminti, la explicatii, la pupici, la botic, la nimic! Geamul era mereu deschis! Noroc ca stau mai mult la birou decat acasa, altfel.... [cfev]
Si inca o chestie: cand i se pune pata pe cate ceva de imbracat...sa te tii! Ar fi in stare sa poarte articolul respectiv zilnic! Degeaba are dulapul plin de pulovere, el se fixeaza pe cate unu si da-i! Nu-l mai lasa! Sambata tre' sa ma trezesc eu repede si sa-l iau pe furis, sa-l pun la spalat pana se trezeste el! Parca ar fi un copil mic! E in stare sa dea si din picioare daca nu se imbraca cu ce vrea el! Zau daca pot sa inteleg!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:09 pm
by mirela_c
lili, sotul tau parca ar fi frate cu al meu.... [:D] [:D] [:D] . Prea se potrivesc in "obiceiuri"

PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:09 pm
by lili_ang
[cool] Anaconti! Maica-mea are si ea fixu asta cu geamul! [:D]
Aaaa, m-ai provocat cu hainele! Pai aici e catastrofa! Daca nu i-as lasa hainele frumos aranjate de seara si eventual puse langa pachetul de tigari ca pe ala il cauta primul dimineata, cred ca ar fi in stare sa nu mai iasa dintr-un rand de haine! E jaleeeee!
Si la fel cu sosetele! Nu pot sa pricep! Daca nu i-as lasa in fiecare seara altele curate, ar fi in stare sa poarte o pereche pana stau lemn [:D] ! Noroc ca i-am gasit ca la copilasi, niste ciorapi cu cifre! Si avem conventie, luni ii ia pe aia cu cifra 1, marti cifra 2...Ce sa va mai spun? Am mai multa bataie de cap decat cu fiica-mea! [:D] [:D]

PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:12 pm
by lumy
Si ce faci daca ii speli si nu se usuca ? Se duce descult? [:D] [:D] [:D]

PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:14 pm
by lili_ang
Mirela, cine stie? Incurcate sunt Caile Domnului! [:D] [:D] Socrul meu din cate stiu eu a stat multi ani in Bucuresti! Cine stie ce combinatii au fost pe acolo [:D] [:D] [:D] Mai zi-mi ce mai face al tau sa vedem daca mai gasim similitudini!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:17 pm
by lili_ang
Pai nu, ca am cumparat doua seturi de cate 7! Am 14 perechi de sosete pe care le ruleaza! In general i le spal in weekend! Si cand nu mai are avem si ceva variante de rezerva! Dar trebuie sa fiu eu atenta ca altfel, el cine stie cu ce pleaca in picioare! [cfev]

PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:19 pm
by anaconti
Lili, la faza cu pregatitul hainelor, ai tot respectul meu! Sotiorul meu asa era obisnuit acasa la mamica lui, sa aiba hainutele pregatite de cu seara...Eu nu fac chestia asta, chit ca n-o fac doar din spirit de contradictie! Uite-asa!.. [dead]
In schimb de fiecare data cand iesim din casa, dar absolut de fiecare data, ii enumar: tigarile, telefonul, casetoful (de masina), cheile de la masina...Adica: "Le-ai luat?" Sa fereasca sfantu' sa uit vreodata sa-l intreb! [alc] Daca fac asta, am o repriza de nervi asigurata: va e clar ca uita macar una dintre ele, nu? [:D]

PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:22 pm
by lumy
Al meu de cite ori plecam undeva ma intreaba: "Eu cu ce ma imbrac?"