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Loc de dat cu capu'

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Postby doina_m20 » Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:50 pm

Dupa kkoa din spirala si inundatia di bucatarie a venit si "cireasa de pe tort" (nu vreau sa fac pofte la burtici dar altfel nu pot sa-i spun). Ma suna soacra-mea:
- Alo! Ce faci mama?
- Bine! zic.
- Auzi, cand vii pe la mine sa-mi stergi si mie mobila ca tare mi-a placut cum arata a ta!
Eu, ramanand interzisa [cfev] [:O]
- P...poftim?
- Sa-ti dau bani sa-mi iei si spray de mobila de care ai tu.
Ce naiba era sa-i zic ca mi-a luat maiu'.
Si acum fac asa: [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid]
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Postby alex7 » Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:51 pm

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Postby doina_m20 » Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:54 pm

Razi tu razi Harap Alb dar, cine spala fata de masa? Adica cine sterge mobila soacra-mii. Toanta de mine [cfev]
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Postby Cipisor » Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:54 pm

Hai ca e tareeeeeeeeee!!!

Si o sa te duci, de, a crescut un asa baiat... [:D] [:D]
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Postby doina_m20 » Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:31 am

A disparut jocul nostru s-au am chiorat eu de tot? [cfev]
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Postby cellya » Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:13 am

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Postby anafmaria » Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:06 am

Sotul meu e foarte harnic... se ridica singur de jos!
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Postby ali23 » Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:09 am

Doua zile nu mi-a mers nici netul,nici cablul,nici telefonul.... [czid] [czid] [czid]
A fost o defectiune...
Si,fiica-mea s-a trezit intr-o zi la 8.30,intr-o zi la 9.30 si a dormit la amiaza cite 3 ore...ca sa-mi faca in ciuda,normal,ca eu nu pot sta pe forum...
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Naspa zile! [czid]
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Postby Brunhilda » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:22 am

oooof....
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Postby ali23 » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:24 am

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