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Cafelutza 2010

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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby bella84 » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:34 pm

Uita te pe pro tv acum dupa publicitate sa vezi ce tuta din Canada [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras]


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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby bibishka » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:37 pm

Bellutzo cand plecati la petrecere...pe seara?


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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby bella84 » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:43 pm

Da mai pe seara ca mami e la servici acum [bigsmile]


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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby mary_lou » Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:25 pm

Buna ziua mai spre pranz!! Bei ce-i cu desteptarea asta pe forum?!! Moama ce de-a topicuri...am de citit aici pana imi cresc mustatile la genunchi!

ps..Va anunt ca dupa o zi de multifox, sedinte si nervi...is in stare de leguma fiarta.. [somnoros] [funny]





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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby nicole@b » Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:40 pm

Si-a mea-i la fel ,Mary!Mai am putin si dau in depresie,parca nimic din ce fac sau zic nu-i bine! [capzid]
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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby bucurroxana » Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:46 pm

mary e opera lu coca.... ea a inviat nu stiu cate topic-uri ca noi ne-am lenevit de tot!!!
andra... stai calma ca mai sunt si altii ca tine... cat de bine ma laud eu ca stiu sa fac parcare laterala... si chiar stiu fara sa fiu "modesta" tot am comis-o m-am bagat in sufletul unei masini si am atins-o asa de usor incat nici macar nu am simtit numa ca babeta era la geam si a inceput sa strige ca isterica, ma-m speriat am crezut ca cine stie ce am facut, a coborat fiisa am oprit si eu si cand am coborat... fetelor era o zgarietura de vreo 2 cm pe bara de plastic...se luase de fapt vopseaua ca eu o atinsesem cu ornamentele alea de plastic de pe usa la mine nu se vedea nimic. tremuram de nervi ca baba aia tipa de la balcon i-am trantit si aleia vreo 2 la cati draci aveam. si l-a sunat aia pe sot si a urmat sa ma sune dupa masa cand vine sa vada. intre timp am mers acasa si i-am zis sotului [bigsmile] mai suparata eram eu decat el a ras de mine si mi-a zis sa ma descurc [capzid] si ma suna desteptul ala si imi zice ca sa ne intalnim ca el vrea bara vopsita si e vreo 5 mil ( era un seat) apai .... gura mamii lui s-a intalnit hotu cu prostul!!! ia hai nene la politie si ia sigurarea si gata. credea el ca ii dau eu bani!!! si iata-ma si la politie.... vai mama mea!!! [Ma tavalesc de ras] ma pun aia acolo sa desenez cum era masina si mai mult sa suflu in fiola.... am incremenit dar am facut-o si pe asta dar tot i-am zis aluia": pai domne asta s-a intamplat la pranz acum era 8 seara daca beam ceva mai iesea acum?" ma rog l-a trimis pe asta s traga ceva la xerox si cand a venit mi-a trantit bonul in fata [bigsmile] incat pana si politistul i-a atras atentia, da el cica nu e vina lui de ce sa plateasca el 3 lei [capzid] [capzid]
oricum am luat si amenda da maacr nu i-am dat lui o caruia de bani... atata se umfla in pene ca e masina noua.. si eu cand am venit am venit cu skoda si i-am aratat de la obraz o zgarietura pe ea pe care mi-o facuse o fetita din vecini... ce era sa omor copilul???? ca se dezechilibrase si cazuse cu bicicleta peste masina.
acum imi vine sa rad dar atunci aveam niste nerviiiii, oricum vreau sa spun ca nu mi-a scazut stima de sine [bigsmile] inca ma consider un sofer bun... se intampla oricui... asta sa fie paguba

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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby mischaela » Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:53 pm

ma rox ... concluzia mea e clara demult ... in constanta aia multi bolovani pe metru patrat ...
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imi aduc aminte ca asta vara eram in carrefour ... miha, prietena mea cara cosul plus cei doi copii in el ... iar o baba s-a bagat intentionat in fata ei s-o loveasca ca sa ii demonstreze uite ce nesimtita e si nu e atenta ...
i-a zis miha mea vro doua ... dupa care coanamea s-a apucat sa cotcodaceasca langa mine la un stand despre intamplare fara sa stie ca noi suntem impreuna ... ca in germanica ... aoleu si mi-a sarit tandara ... ce-i cucoana in germanica ... umbla cainii cu colaci in coada si striga partie ... nu vezi ca are doi copii ... nervozoasa cum nu sut de obicei ... barbat'su se facuse mic .... stia el de ce ... cred ...
asa ca ... niste boi cu totii ...
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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby bucurroxana » Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:03 pm

babele astea... la echo m-am luat si eu de una... aveam programare la 2 cand am ajuns mai erau vreo 3 persoane acolo intra una intra si cealalta si intreb baba la ce ora are programare intre timp se facuse 2,30 ea cica la 2.20... a zic eu aveam la 2. baba tace malc iese pacienta dr striga numele meu baba foarte sprintena sare de pe scaun si intra, eu de ma misc mai greu.... dar gura tot rapida asa ca incep sa strig ca eram eu, si intru dupa ea ca nu apucase sa inchida usa si am tras-o de maneca dr radea in spate... bolborosea ca toanta... cica nu am stiut, da eu ce naiba ti-am zis adineauri... i-am zis de la obraz.... nu vezi femeie ca sunt cu ditai burta vrei sa nasc aici??? si mai ales sa intri inainte.... [capzid] [furios] nesimtirea e mareeeee

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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby adeluta75 » Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:20 pm

Ma distrasi mai Andra dar acum sunt cheauna de somn [bigsmile] ....la noi doar acum apare soarele...scot copilul de la gradi ,impachetarea si afara la joaca..no sa vedeti cum ma trezesc [bigsmile]

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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby bogaris » Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:10 pm

ziua buna mai pe seara [:)] ...cred ca toate sunteti deja pe la petreceri...LA MULTI ANI tuturor sarbatoritilor,
andra, ce culoare e masina ta?..eu cand aveam vreo 17 ani, mare soferita, am vrut sa bag in garaj masina lu tata si am zgariat-o bine pe o aripa, si in complicitate cu frate-meu am vopsit-o cu o oja rosie [:)] ...abia peste vreun an a observat tata, si abia dupa vreo inca 5 , cand o vanduse deja, i-am povestit intamplarea....vezi poate se rezolva si la tine [:)]

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