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Cafelutza 2010

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby mary_lou » Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:51 am

Si la mine prognoza e ca de la noapte ninge...Dar deocamdata e soare!!
Mela cu trei copii poti face o serbare ad-hoc! [dansez]





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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby fanuta » Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:56 am

Neata, mamici! Ma serveste si pe mine cineva cu vreo doua cafele ca, pe langa faptul ca am ajuns acasa tarziu, am mai stat sa-i fac aerosoli la cel mic ca daca e treaz nu sta sub nici o forma.
Apropos de mamici perfecte, am mai cunoscut eu una pe care n-o lasa barbat'su la ginecolog din gelozie. Era gravida in luna a saptea si nu fusese la nici un control ca cica are grija Doamne Doamne de bebelus...
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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby mary_lou » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:04 pm

Sa ne descretim fruntea la cafea!
Va rog sa scuzati limbajul ...
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Document STRICT SECRET cu numele membrilor cabinetului japonez Guvernul reprezinta o coalitie formata din 3 partide politice:
-KOYOSHI -WAKARI -FUTUTSI cu urmatoarea componenta:

-Prim Ministru MAFUTURA KUTOTSI
-Ministru de razboi NAKOTORU KAOSU
-Ministrul apararii TUKUSULA MAOMORI
-Ministru de interne FUTUSGURA TASHAMATI
-Prim adj. Dept. Moravuri HOKUTATA YAKUBOTU
-Secretar de Stat NABAGO SHINDOSU
-Ministru de Externe NAWAKURU SHIKUTOTU
-Secretar de stat ODAGATA KUBAROSU
-Ministrul Finantelor YASUTASHI NAONOCHI
-Prim adjunct YOKUSUTA TAMAPISHI
-Ministrul Comertului FUTEMASHI KUOSUTA
-Prim adjunct DAYOSUTA SHIMAFUTE
- Ministrul Sanatatii OSAWEZI CEFUTAI
-Secretar de stat FUTONOCHI SHINURECHI
-Consilier tehnic YOBAGASHI KAMAGARU
- Ministrul Educatiei NAGAGIKA SAORAZI
-Prim Adjunct SAMATSUKI SHINKIZDA
-Consilier cu problemele tineretului YASHIMASUGI KUGURA
-Minstru cu protectia Mediului TEKAKASHI KAOWAKA
-Prim adj. cu problemele poluarii NABASHINA SOMIROSHI
-Consilier Tehnic YOMABESHI TUMIROSHI
-Ministrul Economiei YAMATA KARASU
-Ministrul Justitiei KAKAMASHI NOCHITAI
-Ministrul Cultelor YAKUMAMA SAOSUGI
-Prim Adjunct YAOTU KUKURU
-Ministru de rezerva YAMASHI FUTESHITU
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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby tatarcalina » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:08 pm

Cafeneatza buna!!! bai daca ar durea prostia....astea cu craceala pe la doctrori...pai ce... cand faci cezariana ca babacu stie ca am doua la activ nu te dezbraci in prunuca goala si te pui pe masa aia si te mai cracanezi sa-ti bage sonda aia de urina...oai foarte naspa. Deci lasama tu pisi [capzid] ca is satula de sclifoseli dinastea. Ca nu stiu ca totusi si cezariana e o operatie ..eu as fi vrut sa nasc normal si nu am reusit si am ramas si cu ditamai pielea peste operatie.
Bai la noi o vreme de iti vine sa mori nu alta...si nu am chef nici eu de nimic ...nu stiti pe cineva care sa imi spele in baie ?....ca mi-a fost coafeza acasa (in sfarsit) si m-a tuns in baie ..oricat am maturat nu merge trebuie spalat cu dusu pe jos.

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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby nicole@b » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:12 pm

fetelor,je va pupacesc si gata,inchid, ca asa nu mai fac eu treaba ca lumea... [pupi] vb mai dupa-amiaza... [dual]
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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby adeluta75 » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:16 pm

no comment Calina cand nu se poate,si pe mine ma pastea cutitul daca nu ma dilatam,dar cand poti? daca iti este frica atunci recunoaste,dar nu ma ocari pe mine ca sunt mama iresonsabila ca nasc normal..in fine e o poveste mult discutata pe acest forum si sunt pareri si pareri.
Mary ,mama pt ce ai luat zece ..ce e aia PM? scuze dar eu sunt in urma cu stirile..oricum eu te felicit ,dar nu stiu pentru ce [capzid]

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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby jenn » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:31 pm

Project manager-daca am inteles eu bine.Adeluta,ce faci,i-ai facut pana la urma analize copilului?Pe mine ma incearca o viroza.Si habar nu am ce sa fac maine de papa,vom avea musafiri.
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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby Dual » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:52 pm

Salutare, salutare! M-am adunat si eu de pe drumuri, urat afara, curge de sus fara gand de oprire! Adeluto, nu te-am mai vazut noaptea pe aici si m-am gandit ca ai inceput sa iei calciu si are efect! [pupi] Mira, o pozica cu Pufoasa la serbare vedem si noi? [floare] Nicol recunosc ca m-a distrat subiectul [Ma tavalesc de ras] , vad prin alte parti cum in jurul unei femei care naste sta o armata de oameni, printre care si barbatul cu ochii holbati [bigsmile], altele vor sa nasca acasa fara o mie de complexe! Vorba Bellei cu barbatii nu-s pudice? Eu am nascut prin cezariana pentru ca nu s-a putut altfel, nu din cauza de fite!
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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby marimira » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:54 pm

In weekend Andra o sa pun,cred ca va fi plin de poze de la serbari pe la jurnale [tzopai de bucurie] eu abia astept sa-i vad pe toti piticii recitand.
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Re: Cafelutza 2010

Postby Dual » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:57 pm

Si eu! [aplaud] Asa imi amintesc si eu de ai mei mici! [indragostit] Si sa vedeti cat le va placea si lor peste ani sa se vada si pozati si filmati! [bis]
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