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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Offf, ce uituca sunt!

Offf, ce uituca sunt!

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Postby LIBRA » Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:45 pm

[salut]
E la mine... [8D] Umbla un catel cu el in gura... [:D]
Amnezica mica [cfev] ...intr-o zi o sa uiti unde ti-ai pus copilul [suzeta] sa doarma... [noroc]

Singura prietenie de pret este cea care s-a nascut fara motiv.
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Postby gabi-cta » Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:59 pm

Eu tot timpul uit ca am pus rufele in masina, la spalat. Nici masina nu o mai opresc... si pe urma imi aduc aminte, cand caut cate o bluza, un ciorap... [cool]
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Postby gabi-cta » Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:01 pm

Fetelor, dar voua nu vi se intampla sa plecati cu lista facuta la cumparaturi iar in magazin sa nu o mai gasiti? Mie cam des mi se intampla...si o gasesc cand ies. Credeti ca mai intru? [:D]
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Postby suzana_vladoiu » Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:18 pm

Nu, evident ca nu mai intri!
Hai sa va zic o faza si mai tare! Libra o sa spuna ca suntem familie de amnezici!
Intr-o dimineata pleaca tati la serviciu! Cu masina evident! Si nu gaseste loc de parcare unde parcheaza el de obicei......si parcheaza in alta parte! Termina programul si se intoarce! Unde-i masina? Oups! Nu mai e masina! Ajutoooooor! Mi-au furat masina! Cand sa puna mana pe telefon sa sune la politie isi aduce aminte ca nu a parcat-o acolo dimineata! Dar unde? Oare unde? Nu isi aminteste si drept urmare incepe sa ia la picior toate stradutzele din zona unde mai parca uneori! Si a gasit-o intr-un final! Il astepta asa de ..... cuminte.....
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Postby lumy » Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:23 pm

[cool] [cool] [cool]
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Postby nina cosac » Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:07 pm

Da' niste biberoane si suzete prajite sau rascoapte ce ziceti?N-ati uitat niciodata ceva pe foc?! [:o)]
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Postby suzana_vladoiu » Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:15 pm

Oho de cate ori erau sa vina pompierii! Nasol ca intr-o zi am ars supica fetei de vreo 3 ori la rand! In final am cautat sa ii dau altceva de mancare!
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Postby Cristina_si_Ingrid » Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:54 pm

Eu am uitat lista cu cumparaturile ce trebuiau facute acasa! M-am trezit la magazin fara ea! [czid] Dar asta mi s-a intamplat de mai multe ori! [cfev] [cfev]
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Postby cerabela » Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:36 pm

Voi sunteti grozaveeeeeeeeee.Nu pot sa zic nimic in momentul asta ca imi curg lacrimile siroaie de .......ras.....sunteti fenomenaleeeeeeeeeee,n-am mai ras asa nu mai stiu de cand.O sa va zic si eu cate ceva din pataniile mele dar nu acummmmm,sa ma linistesc.VA PUPPPPPPPP,SUNTETI NISTE DULCETEEEEEEEde care vreti voi)PAAAAAAAA
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Postby suzana_vladoiu » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:14 pm

Bai sa nu mori de ras!!!!!!!
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