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Cel mai jenant lucru despre mine

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Postby Rica » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:06 am

Mai mi-am amintit....scuze.
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Postby Lavinia04 » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:30 am

Rica,mi-ai adus aminte de o faza:veneam de la o petrecere cu sotul meu(eram prieteni pe atunci)si ajungem noi acasa la el si am inceput de la usa sa ne dezbracam,pana in dormitorul lui am ajuns aproape goala.Cand am ajuns noi acasa era 4-5 dimineata,pe la ora 8 ne bate soacra mea in usa,avea in brate hainele noastre+chiloti mei.Eram cu el la inceput si imi era rusine sa mai ies din dormitor. [czid]
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Postby MIRI2005 » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:48 am

Ce misto, Lavinio [czid] .
Lasa ca mai misto e sa intre soacra-ta peste voi in camera cand va.....si voi ca omu', cand deja sunteti casatoriti [czid] ca la mine [czid]
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Postby Rica » Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:29 am

Miri, asta e jenant pentru soacra-ta! Ma rog, din punctul nostru de vedere, al oamenilor cu bun-simt, ca din pdv al ei, asta insemna ca ea e stapana inelilor!
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Postby Cami-N » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:34 pm

Mey fetelor,am ras de m-am prapadit! Pacat ca voi cand le-ati tras nu v-ati amuzat deloc! [:D] [noroc] Uite pentru voi [bis]
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Postby tatarcalina » Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:51 pm

[cool] fetelor
stai ca va zic si eu o faza cu sotul meu la botez. Botezul voie buna distractie doar are tata un fecioras si au baut [alc] toti pana n-au mai stiut de ei. Botezul s-a facut la casa socrilor. Al meu sot s-a [alc] si l-am lasat acolo si am venit acasa. Dar s-a trezit el intr-o vreme si mahmur cum era s-a gandit sa vina acasuca la noi, numai ca nu s-a incaltat cu papucii lui de trei zile ci cu a lui varucul sau care erau acelasi model dar mai uzatisi mai mari. Na bine vine ziua de luni si se duce al meu la lucru si vine seara obosit si tranteste papucii cat colo si imi spune: Vai tu da pantofi de trei zile si uite cum arata si mi-a si jucat piciorul in ei si am facut bataturi nu-i mai incalt. A doua zi a venit varutul sau cu pantofi lui sotul subsoara ca erau numar mai mic si nu i-a putut incalta , noroc ca si-a dat seama ca nu sunt ai lui.

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Postby alovel » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:29 am

Cum sa bea asa la botezul copilasului lui ? Pai, nu trebuia sa aiba grija de [bebe] ? Daca si tu ai fi facut asa cu copilasul ce faceati?
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Postby lilya » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:40 pm

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Postby Diana_2006 » Fri Mar 10, 2006 3:15 am

Am trecut si eu prin situatii penibile.

Una in care ma-m jenat f f f tare a fost cand am fost la strand si niste baieti super draguti si "amabili" vin la mine sa inoate cu mine. Am inotat, am povestit, si nu stiu cum au reusit sa-mi desfaca sutienul, eu nici macar nu am simtit, cand am iesit din apa, toata lumea se uita la mine si zambeau inocent, prietena mea se ridica si fuge cu prosopul sa ma intampine, cand am vazut ce se intamplase defapt, imi venea sa intru in pamant de rusine.
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Postby Maria-Alexandra » Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:06 pm

cand m-a prins mama cu prietenul meu in pat, pe care l-am bagat in casa pe geam, ca stateam la parter [:D]

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