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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - la volan

la volan

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Postby aceeasi_eu » Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:06 pm

[:D] [noroc]
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Postby framboise » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:05 pm

Peripetii peste peripetii... Ma bucur ca de cand sunt aici am condus numai masini automate. Nu tu ambreiaj, nu tu schimbator de viteze, un picior liber mereu, mi-l pot scoate pe geam daca vreau [:D] , o mana, la fel libera...pentru alte indeletniciri (deh... [8D] ...)
Nu as mai conduce never una manuala!
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

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Postby aceeasi_eu » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:08 pm

Super! [cool]
(fiica-mea aflata in zona imi zice,,doar asa masina imi voi lua si eu!,,) [noroc]
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Postby framboise » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:16 pm

Nici ca-ti mai trebuie alt gen! Iti jur! Atata doar, trebuie sa faci un pic de atentie la frana, mai ales daca ai condus mult timp manuale. Nu de alta, dar esti tentat sa apesi ambreiaju', si de fapt apesi frana, iar in viteza, poti sa te dai lejer cu capul de parbriz...( stiu pe cineva care a facut asa!...nu eu! [dead] ) si mai e o chestie la acceleratie, trebuie sa le pisti usor, ca percuteaza rapid!
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Postby popica70 » Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:45 pm

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Postby aceeasi_eu » Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:57 pm

Iar eu...as spune:
Daca n-am si o surubelnita in dotare [dead] ptr caz de necesitate ,nu...ma simt implinita! [czid]
(mai face omul haz de necaz! [:D] )
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Postby framboise » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:01 pm

Judecand prin prisma unui barbat, care vrea sa simta ceva in mana [8D] , te inteleg! [8D]
Mie, ca femeie, tocmai inversul imi place, exact cum spuneai tu: "nu simti ca o conduci!" [8D] Nu ma doare capul cu schimbatorul de viteze si cu pedala de ambreiaj [:D] !
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

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Postby popica70 » Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:28 am

Oare????????????????????/
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Postby alicedar » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:39 am

Sotul meu a laut carnetul in noiembrie [cool] . A facut scoala de soferi cu un amic. Asta nu l`a dus decat pe traseul pentru examen, nu tu centru, nu nimic. Un singur traseu! Nu este un oras mare si nici strazile nu sunt foarte intortochiate, dar este din ce in ce mai aglomerat! Cred ca daca ne luam masina si ii zic sa ma duca la lucru ma lasa la pod sa ma duc pe jos [czid] !
La o sapt dupa ce a luat carnetu` am fost cu mama la tara( noi inca nu avem masina) si evident ca nu l`a lasat decat pe drum de tara! Da` nu va spun ce i`a facut [cfev] ! Daca eram in locul lui ma dadeam jos de mult! E mai rea ca tata! Nu zic ca nu trebuie sa ii spuna unde greseste da` nici chiar din min in min : "Vezi la caruta ca intri in ea! Vezi femeia aia ca merge pe jumatea drumului! Vezi groapa ca se duc draq` arcurile! Vezi tractorul ca te urci pe el! Schimba viteza! Accelereaza! Redu viteza! etc."
Dupa aventura de atunci am hotarat sa fac si eu scoala de soferi si mai ales sa ne luam masina!
Mama o sa ii dea masina lu` Jon cred ca peste vreo 5 ani sa o conduca singur!!
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Postby aceeasi_eu » Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:34 pm

Uite-asa de gura mamei cum va-ti hatarat sa faceti o investitie!
Deci,cu alte cuvinte nu aveti decat sa-i multumiti! [:D]
Tu te plingi de mama,dar eu am niste cunostiinte:
el are carnet-ea ,nu vrea,insa zi de zi il toaca cu astfel de comentarii,de conduce omul...de zici ca ieri a luat carnetul,dar il are de vreo 18 ani! [dead]
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