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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - La o cafelutza

La o cafelutza

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Postby bogaris » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:11 am

mama, ca n-am nici un chef... [czid] , ma uit la aratarea de pe masa (mielul) si-mi imaginez prin ce a trecut Mary [:D] ...de n-ar avea cap...n-ar fi nici un bai [:D] da cand vaz ochii benoclati [czid]
dati-mi putin spor de munca...of lene, lene, mare esti [:D]

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Postby mary_lou » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:13 am

Operatiunea nr 1 - descracirea - taierea cracilor, pozitionare miel ca la ginecolog [:D]





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Postby bella84 » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:15 am

Driana spor la cozonaci , adevarul e ca nu se compara cei cumparati cu cei facuti in casa ,ei din urma sunt deliciosi [:p] ...Bogaris curaj cineva tre' sa faca si treaba asta nu [:D] ,bai Mery da e de belea mama ta auzi sase capatani de mieluson [cool]


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Postby mary_lou » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:15 am

.Operatiunea 2 - daca ai si maruntaie [:D] Vazut analizat, foarte bine organele - rinichii is aia ca doua fasole, Ficatu e ala mai rosiatic si plamanii is imprastiati pe langa inima...Inima - e plina cu sange [:D] , io una m-am convins am impuns-o din greseala cu cutitu si o tasnit ca o cascada...





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Postby mary_lou » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:16 am

Operatiunea 3 - desfacerea coastelor...usurel pe langa si schinarii... [:D]





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Postby mary_lou » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:17 am

langa shira schinarii ...Mi-i cam foame vad si mananc litere..





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Postby bella84 » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:18 am

Hai ca ti dezvalui Mary toata operatiunea...merge struna de acu' [:D]


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Postby bucurroxana » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:19 am

buna dimineata fetele cum merge treaba?
sa ma laud cu ce am facut aseara
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Postby mary_lou » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:19 am

ei abia cand ai ajuns la Operatiunea 4...ar trebui sa ai un miel aratand... luuuuuuuuung (coada + coloana vertebrala) si bostaca cu ochii benocleati si un ranjet pe masura...


Cand ajungi aici si nu stii ce sa faci...Sa-l trimiti lu mama , ca stie ea...Sa-i zic ca vine nr 7 de la Muresh?! [:D]





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Postby mischaela » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:22 am

mioara ... s-a confirmat ... la 4
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