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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Cel mai jenant lucru despre mine

Cel mai jenant lucru despre mine

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Postby lili_ang » Thu May 26, 2005 3:23 pm

[cool] [cool] [cool] Asa ar fi facut si Costin!!!!
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Postby lili_ang » Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:49 am

Fetelor, nu va mananca tastatura sa mai postati ceva la subiectul asta? [:D] [:D] Nimic haios intre timp??
Eu am uitat sa postez aici cand am fript eu o gratioasa capatzana de un panou publicitar in mijlocul unei banci, intr-o liniste deplina...cu al naibii de multi oameni in jur! [czid] [czid] [czid]
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Postby ariannna » Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:08 pm

[cool] [cool] [cool]
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Postby ariannna » Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:28 pm

...intr-un magazin...usa din sticla...super curata...fara nici macar un actipild mic si obosit,cat sa-mi dau seama ca nu nu sta in aer...am [czid] din plin.Cred ca era inchisa expre,pentru distractia personalului...si mai ales a mea.
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Postby bubutza » Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:46 pm

Zi de vara eu imbracata la fusta scurta ma duceam la facultate vreau sa trec peste o baltoaca din fata trotuarului(tb. sa trec pe partea cealalta a strazii si numai pe acolo mi-am gasit sa trec)....studenti in spatele meu... intind piciorul si crapatura de la spate parrrrrr...pana sus aproape ...astia morti de ras..eu ma intorc si fugi acasa..sa mor de rusineeeee....
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Postby ariannna » Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:52 pm

[cool] Am patit-o si eu...eram la mare si jucam volei,plaja plina.Problema e ca aveam tanga si mai multe persoane(amici) m-au intrebat daca am chiloti pe mine... [baie]
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Postby gabi-cta » Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:40 pm

Ariannna, (auiliuuu cati de n!) trebuia sa intorci fusta cu "crapatura" in fatza. Sa se vada ca ai. [cool] [cool] [cool]
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Postby ariannna » Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:59 pm

...sau sa o dau jos ca oricum era degeaba [baie]

....cu mai putini "n"am incercat eu dar nu mi-a mers [czid]
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Postby gulshan » Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:59 pm

hehehe..imi amintesc si eu de cateva faze....
eram tanara si venise prietena mea pe la mine.sa mergem la plimbare.bun -imi trag eu repede blugii pe mine si pe drum simt ceva jos in blugi.ma aplec si ce credeti?imi ramase o pereche de ciorapi(cu totul)in blugi,si incep usor sa trag de ei....ufff si depistez ca se tot lungeau si erau opriti undeva intre craci [8D]
am fugit si eu in scara de bloc cea mai apropiata si mi-am scos ciorapii care al naibii se mai lungeau!!!

a ras prietena mea ca apucata tot drumul,si un ras de ala colorat de rasuna strada,daca o auzeai razand nu te puteai abtine sa nu razi si tu...

alta ar fi cand am mers in bazar sa cumpar :inele ptr perdele si am spus invers.adica:aveti perdele ptr inele??????????? [:D]


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Postby deea99 » Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:28 am

Am citit la <ce avem in poseta> ca Vio tine o pereche de ciorapi noi...bine face...

In mai am mers la o nunta...dupa o saptamina de cautari mi am ales o rochie foarte sexoasa.Sa nu apar cu picioarele ca o barza m-am gindit sa imi pun si dres.Imi cumpar o pereche, dar ne mai purtind de mult dres nu m-am gindit ca [indecent] meu cel mare nu mai intra in nr.2.Plecam la nunta, cind sa ma urc in masina simt ca -mi pirie dresul inte picioare, ma uit discret erau doar citeva fire trase.Imi zic lasa ca merge nu il dau jos,Cind am coborit la biserica alta piriiala clinul meu se transformase intr-o mare gaura.Drumul de la masina pina in biserica l-am facut tinindu-mi picioarele strise de parca faceam pp.norocul meu ca incepuse slujba si toata lume era in biserica. Cum am intrat m-am postat undeva la intuneric, de toate neamurile imi intrebau sotul daca a venit singur [:D] La plecare am asteptat sa iasa toti, si fuga la masina Am ratat si poza de familie pt ca pe un crac vreo 5 fire o luasera in jos.Cum am ajuns in parcarea restaurantului l-am dat jos.A fost o situatie atit de jenanta incit simteam ca toate privirile sunt indreptate spre mine.
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