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Postby Dual » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:28 pm

Nicol bine ca ai avut prezenta de spirit! Rau cu indivizi de genul asta!
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Postby mamiy » Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:59 pm

Am patit-o azi!!! Am lasat teroristu cu taxo si cumcredeti ca l-a adus acasa? Baut!! [alc] [alc] [alc] [alc]
Bine, acu sa nu va inchipuiti ca i-a dat sa bea cu pahare - l-a lasat sa-si imoaie manutza in halba cu bere! [czid] [czid]
Pe bune fetelor, daca-l vedeti , e de coma!!!! Alearga prin casa, topaie, tipa, vorbeste non stop, se cearta cu niste vecini pe la geam, dacu jucariile in usi si rae de nu mai poate!!!! [:D] [:D]
Nici nu stiu ce sa fac - sa rad sau sa plang!? [alc] [alc] [alc] [czid] [:D]
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Postby mamiy » Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:00 pm

erata
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Postby bella84 » Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:02 pm

[Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras]


Cat cerul e albastru suntem deasupra tuturor !!!
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Postby Dual » Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:09 pm

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Postby mary_lou » Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:43 pm

Nico si eu din fuga mi-am uitat odata geanta in masina si..putin geamul intredeschis..ce crezi cand ma intorc gasesc , o foaie alba A4, scris cu marker negru:

"Va rugam respectuos sa nu lasati geamurile de la masina intredeschise si bunuri si obiecte de valoare la vedere pentru a descuraja astfel infractiunile.Va multumesc.

[oops] [oops] Mi-a zis-o bine...Oricum orice hot atenteaza la poseta mea cand o las in masina, poate sa isi faca un machiaj pe cinste , avand in vedere ca am mute cosmetice in geanta, poate concura la miss travestit..Cardurile nu le uit niciodata... [:D]





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Postby nicol_s » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:37 am

Bani nu mai prea aveam nici eu in poseta, sub 100 ron, dar la fel cosmetice multe, parfumel, actele mele, actele masinii, cardul nu prea mai sunt banuti pe el, dar am overdraftul destul de mare. [czid]

Tu ai avut noroc ca a trecut probabil politia comunitara si a vazut inaintea hotilor. [cool]

Oricum, la cat de bine isi face treaba politia in ziua de azi...tot eu ieseam sifonata, mi-ar fi atras atentia ca am gresit lasand in masina poseta si alte cumparaturi si ei si-ar fi vazut de-ale lor. [motor]

Oricum asta a fost invatatura de minte. [cfev]
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Postby alovel » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:56 am

Da, nu-i de lasat geanta in masina, nici alte lucruri.

Eu nici cand conduc nu o las pe scaunul din dreapta, ci o pun jos.
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Postby analy » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:17 am

Eu nu am masina ....dar voi aveti grija tipii astia umbla-n gasca si sunt periculosi .Nicol ma bucur ca ai trecut cu bine. [cool]

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Postby bibishka » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:46 pm

Nicol te poti considera norocoasa.....
asta asa merg in gasca sa atraga atentia....sau cum ai zis cu masini cu geamuri fumurii

sa va zixc ce a patit sora mea saptamana trecuta in parcarea supermarketului auchan din militari

se duce la cumparaturi cu sotul si niste prieteni , astia cu pustiul de 1 1/2 ani....pe la 20 si un pic cand ies ei la masina , nu prea mai era aglomerata parcarea. ei se duc cu carucioarele la masina. tata copilului deschide usa de la sofer....pune geanta lui bebe pe scaun. in ea avea portofelul lui, 3 tel. portofelul sotiei si legitimatia lui de serviciu (serviciile secrete)....isi ia o tigara, fetele la porbagaj bagau cumparaturile., cumnatl ca bebe la o distanta de 2-3 masini se uitau laniste catei....era cu spatele la masina....tipul asta vine si el la coltul masinii.....in capatul aleii opreste o masina ....ei nu ii dau importanta.....vine un tigan , le ia geanta lui bb de sub nas . o lipeste de piept si merge in pas grabit spre masina....cand mergea la masina cumnatul l-a vazut....dar nu si-a dat seama ce face, unde se duce.....cand se mai uita odata spre masina cu nr de bulgaria, ala tocmai sarea in masina si a vazut breteaua de la geanta lui bebe.....a strigat la bogdan ca le-a luat geanta ala ....asta a sarit imediat in masina a strigat la nevasta sa inchida porbagajul....asata de frica a sarit si ea in spate....sormea nici nu isi daduse seama ce s-a intamplat exact....Bogdan a trecut peste borduri, a luat-o deadreptul prin parcare....aia cu viteza....la iesire in strada [principala fiind un mare centru comercial a fost mai aglomerat da tot au reusit aia sa o i-a spre autostrada....asta dupa ei....ii blocheaza, nu departe....asta desi erau 5 l-ea aruncat geanta desfacuta la fremoar si toate rascolite, inclusiv legitimatia lui deschisa pe jos....nu au oprit nimic....asta a oprit si si-a adunat lucrurile....nu au inteles daca asta a fost o strategie ca sa scape sau si-a dat seama ca tocmai pradase un politist si le-a fost frica....
dar au avut un tupeu fantastic sa vina si sa le ia geanta de sub nas....mai ales ca si cumnatul si el sunt ditamai namilele....tipul 1.90 si vreo 130 de kile
si cumnatul 180 si vreo 112kile


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