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Postby alovel » Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:29 am

Buna dimineataaaa! Ma duc sa-mi beau cafelutza! [fuga]
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Postby analy » Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:42 am

Offf...barbatiii...NICOL dar daca ai fi fost tu in locul lui cum reactiona el la faza asta?

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Postby alovel » Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:10 am

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Postby analy » Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:30 am

Ieri soata a calcat intrun ciu ruginit ..atat ai era de frica ca a fugit repede la spital [aplaud] stie sa se menajeze ce ma enerveaza pe mine e ca eu daca am ceva zice:Lasa draga ca-ti trece nui nevoie sa mergi la medic [czid]

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Postby alovel » Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:28 pm

Dar aseara tot la serviciu a fost? Sau nu ... ca zici ca a fost in oras.
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Postby nicol_s » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:57 pm

Aseara s-a intalnit cu prietenii (colegii) sa dezbata cazul cercetat alaltaieri [;) (cel putin asa spune el).

Of, dar sa va povestesc prin ce am trecut azi...

Am fost la autogara sa ma interesez la ce ora am curs spre scoala.
Aglomeratie mare, n-am gasit loc de parcare prin apropiere, asa ca am decis sa merg in parcarea din fata garii (parcare mare).
Gasesc un loc mai la marginea parcarii. [cool]

O iau pe Chitibusa de manuta, ajung la informatiile autogarii, ma interesez ce si cum, apoi zic sa fac si piata ca tot sunt prin apropiere.
Chitibusa a avut un ponei in manuta, insa cand am ajuns cu bagajul la masina...hopa! undei-i poneiul???

Chiti il tinuse in manuta doar de coama si-i ramasese doar capul, corpul l-a pierdut. A inceput sa mataie dupa el, eu m-am enervat putin, am lasat toate cumparaturile in masina si am plecat inapoi spre piata in cautarea poneiului.

Din graba si de suparare am omis sa-mi mai iau si geanta, asa ca au ramas toate in masina. Si cum nu plecam prea departe am zis ca nu ma mai intorc dupa ea, cand am observat ca nu o am pe umar.

Poneiul nu l-am mai gasit, insa la intoarcere un tip (tigan vopsit blond) langa masina mea...mi-a dat ceva de banuit, am ramas pe loc, cam la 50m, vizibilitate buna spre masina.
In cateva secunde apare un alt vagabond cu o masina neagra cu geamuri fumurii, parcheaza langa masina mea, se da jos si nu-si mai desprind ochii de la masina mea.

In acel moment am realizat ce aveau de gand...din pacate nu aveam tel. la mine ca as fi sunat la politie.
Am intrat in panica, mi-era frica sa ma apropii de masina mea...pe strada cam pustiu fiind in plina zi torida...pentru cateva minute m-am blocat.
Chitibusa incepuse sa se smiorcaie ca ii este cald, ca vrea acasa, eu cu ochii la cei 2 vagabonzi sa vad ce fac, ei cu ochii probabil pe poseta mea ce se afla pe scaunul din dreapta.

Presata de Chitibusa care nu mai rezista in plin soare, m-am apropiat de masina, dar nu prea mult si am inceput sa vorbesc destul de tare cu ea cum sa aiba rabdare ca vine tati imediat, s-o intreb daca vrea sa stea in masina, hai ca uite-l pe tati, vine!!!, sa-ti deschid masina...atunci am deschis din telecomanda usile si m-am apropiat mai mult de masina.

Reactia lor???
"Hai bai odata ca ne-asteapta ala!!! "

Atat am auzit si au zbughit-o de langa masina imediat, au traversat strada principala si s-au facut nevazuti in doi timpi si trei miscari.

Credeti-ma ca inima imi batea in gat nu in piept, gura mi se uscase, mainile imi tremurau pe volan. [czid] [czid] [czid]

Morala: n-o sa-mi mai las niciodata nimic in masina.


Bagajul nu-l mai pun la vedere in masina, ci in portbagaj.
Ce-or fi crezut ei, 2 plase pline...(cu legume)...prada buna!!!, poseta la fel, plina (ioc) cu bani.
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Postby bella84 » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:10 pm

Offf Nicol ce urat [dead] sa tii bine minte evenimentul si mai ales morala pentru ca noi romanii suntem ca Stan Patitul pana nu se intampla nu reactionam preventiv...deci INTOTDEAUNA fara genti si multe alte bunuri lasate in masina indiferent de timp pentru ca nu le trebuie mai mult de cateva minute sa actioneze...ma bucur ca nu ai patit o.


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Postby nicol_s » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:21 pm

Si eu ii multumesc lui Dumnezeu ca a avut grija de mine.
Probabil nu au apucat sa actioneze ca m-am intors repede, altfel prada sigura era masina mea.

Si au parcat repede masina lor langa a mea sa "mute" plasele, credeau ca cine stie ce cumparaturi oi fi facut.
Se vedeau doar adidasii lui Chiti, caci i-am cumparat unii de la tarabele alea din piata cu de toate.
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Postby bella84 » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:23 pm

Astia care se ocupa cu asa ceva se multumesc cu orice pentru ca gasesc cumparatori pentru orice lucru [dead] mama lor [box]


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