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Cafelutza 2010

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Postby marimira » Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:17 am

L-am sunat Lucia dar nu raspunde...mi-e groaza ca ultima data s-a ales cu niste ochi rosii si a descoperit ca are si o usoara arsura pe retina...asta din cauza ca s-a intors din drum fara echipament, mergea spre casa deja si l-au sunat sa se duca...si era catai incendiul la un service auto de langa noi,am stat cu inima cat un purice atunci mi-era sa nu explodeze ceva pe acolo...a ars din temelii cladirea aia...
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Postby marimira » Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:56 am

Of este la incediu....
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Postby analy » Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:29 am

Buna dimineata!
Is trezita si eu dis de dimi...dar cum ieri nu am gasit-o pe vecina de la care imprumut masina de tocat . ...azi reusi ...si toca-i si eu carnita si acum sarmalutele-s pe foc...

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Postby mischaela » Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:40 am

buna dimineata ...
va prezit minunea lunii ... s-a sculat fii-mea la ora 10.30 ... [:D]
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Postby mamiy » Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:44 am

Mama denaturata ce sunt: [czid]
Eu la calculator, baiatul in spatele meu se joaca; la un moment dat nu simt nici o miscare> Dupa vechiul obicei s-a dezbracat si de dres si de pampers; sta cu putza goala in carucior [:D]
Cand ma uit mai bine vad ca nu sta singur, ci cu un cacatzel ; dar cacatzelul este peste tot; pe covor, pe rotile de la carucior, dresul plin, baytoaseii si covorul; el nu mai spun, e manjit tot [czid] [czid] [czid] Ma duc sa-l spal in cada [baie] [alc] [:D]
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Postby mischaela » Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:45 am

pai asta-i noroc! [noroc]
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Postby mamiy » Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:47 am

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Postby mela81 » Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:49 am

'Neata! si eu cu ceaiul dupa mine.

Mira,multumesc [pupi]
ii doresc si eu sotiorului tau sa ajunga cu bine acasa!
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Postby mela81 » Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:57 am

Analy,daca pui varsta copiilor la un loc,da 7 si un pic [:D] 3 ani a facut barbatelul cel mic [bis]

multumesc mult de tot pentru urari! Mihaita iti trimite un pup mare [pupi]
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