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Loc de dat cu capu'

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Postby marimira » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:22 pm

Da cam asa ceva [:D]

Pai numai de cand e cu mine soata si-a taiat bratul destul de adanc, ca a avut copci, cu toporisca incercand sa taie o gaina, de curand si-a taiat degetul mare curatand cutitul de la robot iar destul de profund...of numai belele si cu piciorul... ori e ghinionist ori e fricos si stiti cum e de ce ti-e prea frica de aia nu scapi... [czid]
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Postby mary_lou » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:58 pm

ghinionist sau fricos?! La cum arata n-as prea crede...Nepriceput poate! [:D]





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Postby marimira » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:56 pm

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Postby fire » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:01 pm

Marimira, citind de sotul tau imi recunosc atat de mult fratele...mama, mama...tu si cumnata mea v-ati putea lua de mana, acelasi comportament si culmea...seamana si la fizic . Cand apuc intr-o zi sapt. viitoare, va pun poze cu fratele meu.
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Postby marimira » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:03 pm

Of ce bine ar fi daca n-ar avea atatea ifose barbatii astia...asa se mai cred ei grandomani ...
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Postby mary_lou » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:15 pm






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Postby bibishka » Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:33 pm

Mira, eu l-as numi norocos.....doamne cate a mai patit....m-am lamurit cat este de indamanatic....
bine ca al meu nu se apuca sa faca ceva ca sigur pov si eu pe aici....porecla la al meu este indianul mana stanga


prietenia este o legatura,dar care nu multora le e data si pe care nu toti o pot intemeia.
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Postby bibishka » Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:37 pm

aa, mi-am amintit ceva ...imi cumparasem o pijama sau parca o primisem de ziua mea...in fine....si cand sa o imbrac ma jena eticheta...il rog pe indemanaticul meu sot sa-mi taie si mie eticheta....ce credeti mi-a taiat si bluza [cfev] ...sa mor....ne-am luat la cearta....el se tot scuza ca a vrut sa o descoasa din tighel , dar eu nu-i cerusem asa pt ca mi se descosea gulerul....


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Postby marimira » Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:54 pm

[Ma tavalesc de ras] Vai ce faza...saracul sotul tau

Fata eu cred ca si tu esti cam pesimista uneori si ti-e frica,daca patesc aia sau daca pateste copilul aia...am simtit asta din ce povestesti legat de cea mica, esti foarte atasata de cea mica, cum nu puteti sta una fara alta...cam aceeasi legatura este intre sotul meu si Laura doar ca el e exagerat rau de tot, ar vrea s-o fereasca de absolut orice si rectionaza asa ca ieri in situatii in care i se intampla ceva, el e exact ca-n povestea cu drobul de sare fara sa exagerez si in general in orice problema el e cel mai pesimist.
El cica vrea sa se gandeasca la ce-i mai rau ca sa fie pregatit dar sincer eu nu sunt deloc de acord cu el...o gandire negativista nu poate aduce nimic bun.
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Postby oare » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:12 am

io acu' m-am intors pe aici si am vazut cate s-au intamplat.
Mira, sa stii ca Pufoasa nu e singura care a cazut din cosul de la kaufland. am si eu un exemplar - pe Sorana, acu' doi ani. am crezut ca o iau rara. Dragos era la galati de vreo 2 saptamani si intr-o zi, cu amandoua dupa mine si pe ploaie, am intrat sa mai cumpar una alta; Sorana era in cos si o tineam de mana iar Sanzi venea din spate cand am auzit o masina si m-am intors ca sa o prind si pe ea. tocmai atunci mi s-a smuls din mana Sorana si in secunda urmatoare a cazut in cap. nici nu stiu cum am luat-o de jos, am aruncat bagajele in masina si am sters-o spre Deva, la dr de familie. nici nu mai conta ca nu conduceam de mult timp - am sunat-o pe dr, apoi pe Dragos. in fine, i-am facut radiografie si control la ochi dar nu a avut nimic. sperietura a fost mare. si zgaiba pe care si-a facut-o.
cat despre ,,n-ai avut grija etc'', am patit si de astea dar s-a lecuit abia cand a cazut Sorana in timp ce o tinea chiar el de mana si a intles cam cum sta treaba cu ,,dusmanul''. acum ma acuza ca nu sar cand e Sorana in pericol si ca mai degraba ajung altii la ea. nu pricepe el ca eu evaluez riscul si o mai las din cand in cand sa dea si cu fundu' de pamant ca sa priceapa ca nu are voie sa faca chiar tot ce vrea si ca nu sunt eu intotdeauna prin preajma ca sa o ajut.
a fost o zi...cand se putea sfarsi...
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