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Cafelutza 2012

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Re: Cafelutza 2012

Postby nicol_s » Wed May 09, 2012 6:43 pm

Faine cele 11 lucruri despre romanasi [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] .
Chiar am vazut la TV o mare suporterita, cand a fost intrebata in ce oras se afla... a zis Budapesta. [oops]

Adeluta sa fie cu noroc noul job [multnoroc] Asteptam sampania [pahar] mai incolo, dupa ce te acomodezi.
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Re: Cafelutza 2012

Postby luciangabriel » Wed May 09, 2012 8:06 pm

Mult noroc la noul job, Adela!

l-am intrebat pe Luci cu ce echipa tine si mi-a spus ca ,,Tin cu echipa care castiga ,,,

Eu l-am intrebat ,,-Pai cine castiga ?,,

El ,,Aia care castiga , ti-am spus ,,.
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Re: Cafelutza 2012

Postby nicol_s » Thu May 10, 2012 7:24 am

Neata [salut]

Frig si azi... [oops]


Bravo Madrileni! [campion]
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Re: Cafelutza 2012

Postby luciangabriel » Thu May 10, 2012 7:29 am

Buna dimineata !
Si la noi e racoare .
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Re: Cafelutza 2012

Postby luciangabriel » Thu May 10, 2012 7:56 am

Sa mai zambim putin :
1.
----Draga , hai sa facem economii.
-----Bine ...dar cum ?
------Invata sa gatesti si da afara bucatareasa.
------Foarte bine ...Atunci invata sa faci dragoste , si dam afara si soferul.



2. Un tip o intreaba pe nevasta sa :
----Draga , cand voi muri, tu vei plange mult ?
----Desigur , dragule.Stii ca eu plang pentru orice rahat ....




3.O pereche venea pe o straduta interioara din sat , fara sa scoata un cuvant.
O discutie anterioara i-a pus pe cearta , si niciunul nu voia sa se dea batut.
Cand au trecut pe langa o ferma unde erau , catari , porci si o vaca ,barbatul o intreaba pe nevasta sa , sarcastic:

--Sunt rude de ale tale ?

----Da , raspunde ea .Cumnatii mei si soacra...

[Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras] [Ma tavalesc de ras]
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Re: Cafelutza 2012

Postby nicole@b » Thu May 10, 2012 8:59 am

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Re: Cafelutza 2012

Postby luciangabriel » Thu May 10, 2012 9:43 am

Multumesc ! Si mie mi-au placut !
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Re: Cafelutza 2012

Postby jo_ana » Thu May 10, 2012 1:50 pm

Bafta Adela [tzopai de bucurie] [tzopai de bucurie] [tzopai de bucurie]
Fii cuminte si acomodeaza-te rapid, mananca si nu te stresa ca nu-s altii mai cu motz!
Ti-ai iesit din mana, dar iti revii! [pupi] [floare]

Hello!
Total, Luci - replica de invingator!
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Re: Cafelutza 2012

Postby nicol_s » Thu May 10, 2012 5:48 pm

Hello [salut]

In sfarsit acasa dupa o zi foarte incarcata si solicitanta.... [capzid]

Abia astept sa ma pun in pat...ma dor picioarele groaznic, in curand trec la sandalute... [tzopai de bucurie]
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Re: Cafelutza 2012

Postby luciangabriel » Thu May 10, 2012 6:35 pm

Si eu ma pregatesc sa plec la servici.

Seara buna !
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