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Loc de dat cu capu'

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Postby bogaris » Thu May 21, 2009 7:09 am

wow Bibishka, ce zi faina [:D]

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Postby bibishka » Thu May 21, 2009 7:46 am

Mary da tu platisei gazul??
si distrigazul nostru era odata sa-mi taie gazul....intarziasem vreo 2 zile cu factura....o platesc dimineata si pe dupaamiaza ma trezesc cu o tanti si 2 nenea la poarta...gazele...le deschid intra in curte si tot veneu spre casa....eu ies le zic unde-i contorul , eii nimic veneau spre mine....da asa hotarati de-mi era si frica....nu aveau nici salopete pe ei , doar o servieta.....eram singura acasa....ma gandeam doame daca nu sunt de la gaze.....si tot ii diectionam spre contor...
vin pe terasa scot o mapa si imi zic ca au venit sa -mi tae gazul ca nu l-am platit....valeu....le aduc factura si imi zic sa nu mai intarzii de acum incolo.........
ei nu dau avertisment ceva , taie si gata , dar cand au defectiuni ceva astepti dupa ei de te canta cucii...


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Postby bogaris » Thu May 21, 2009 8:03 am

azi noapte m-a durut o afurisita de masea, am cam exagerat cu calmantele si acu ma doare stomacul [czid] ..plus ca mai bagai si o cafea , sa fie tacamul complet

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Postby bibishka » Thu May 21, 2009 9:06 am

ai grija ....mai bine mergi la dentist . eu intr-un an am luat asa multe algocalmine fiole , cred ca vreo 4-5 intr0un interval scurt de scredeam ca mi se opreste inima din bataie....
tot ca tine nu m-am dus din prima la dentist si m-a luat noaptea....avem spital de urgenta dentara , dar cum sa plec asa...cu taxi imi era frica si ce sa fac cu fata....am zis ca nu mai fac prostia asta


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Postby bogaris » Thu May 21, 2009 9:08 am

acu vine sotu si ma duce cu forta...vb mai tarziu, daca mai traiesc [czid]

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Postby bibishka » Thu May 21, 2009 9:16 am

ce vb fata, zi-i si tu la dentist ca iti e frica si baga anestezie mai multa umbla mai cu grija....
eu il disper pe al meu....desi stie ca nu simt nimic....cand mai schitez cate un gest se opreste si mai baga putina.....
mi-a zis ca sunt cel mai dificil pacient...dupa ce ca am probleme cu maxilarul, daca tin gura deschia prea mult mi se blocheaza si dupa aceea nu mai pot deschide la maxim, si trebuie sa se opreasca sa fac tzac, tzac des...mai si zic ca-mi e frica...
a zis ca altadata cand vreau sa ma programez sa ma programez sub un alt nume ca el o sa zica ca e ocupat daca imi aude adevaratul nume....
eu l-am asigurat ca nu ma despart de el , ca are cea mai usoara mana [:D]


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Postby bucurroxana » Thu May 21, 2009 9:38 am

bogaris bafta cu maseaua
[czid] [czid] tocmai mi-am rupt o unghie din carne. si nici macr nu stiu unde!

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Postby bella84 » Thu May 21, 2009 9:40 am

Lasa Bogaris ca o sa vezi ca nu e asa de rau,cum ti a zis Bibishka iti face anestezia eventual inca una si nu o sa simti...Roxana imi pare rau ca stiu ce naspa e [dead]


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Postby carstea_diana » Thu May 21, 2009 10:14 am

Si eu ma duc azi la denstist, trebuie sa definitivez 2 masele...sa le plombeze definitiv.
As mai avea una de rezolvat ca sa termin cu totul dar cred ca o mai aman, pana incepe sa ma deranjeze [:D]
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