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Loc de dat cu capu'

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Postby Cami-N » Sun May 03, 2009 10:32 am

pffff,n-am tras niciodata faza cu hartia igienica [:D] Imi inchipui ce e cu rufele tale [cfev]
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Postby bella84 » Sun May 03, 2009 11:09 am

Eu am uitat odata servetele batistute dar marele meu noroc a fost ca era buzunarul inchis [:D]


Cat cerul e albastru suntem deasupra tuturor !!!
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Postby letzy81 » Sat May 09, 2009 12:40 pm

Am spart singurul termomertu cu mercur pe care-l aveam [czid]
Acum o saptamana ma atentionase sotul ca nu se mai gasesc si sa am mare grija de el [:D] [:D] [:D] .......si am avut [czid]
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Postby Cami-N » Sat May 09, 2009 1:26 pm

S-o ia dracu' pe scarba de la "piete" [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [bici] [indecent] [bataie]
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Postby bibishka » Sat May 09, 2009 2:28 pm

mama da ai comis-o rau Roxana....ai reusit sa le mai cureti....poate poti cu o perie finuta imbibata in otet....sau vezi ca se gaseste un sul di ala cu o hartie lipicioasa pt scame....
da pisica ti s-a intors?

si sotul meu a stricat un tricou. s-a imbraCAT cu un hanorac pufos care , cred ca trebuia spalat inainte sa i se turteasca puful....ca nu l-am mai putut salva....tare pretentiose su nt scamele intrate in lucruri [cfev]

Cami, fa-ne sa intelegem???!!!!!


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Postby Cami-N » Sat May 09, 2009 3:36 pm

Am avut examen azi la "Piete de capital" si scarba ai e profa a zis ca daca nu avem rezolvarile la toate grilele,nu le ia in considerare pe cele ghicite. Dracu s-o ia ca la unele nu dadea niciunul dintre rezultatele puse de ea si le-am luat la ghicit... E o vaca tampita...
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Postby bucurroxana » Sat May 09, 2009 7:37 pm

pisica nu s-a intors si pisoii i-am pus la cealalta.
hainele le-am spalat de n ori si le-am periat da acum am o grija de hartie mereu ma uit dupa ea.
cami [shoot] [shoot] [shoot] [shoot] [shoot] [brutal] pentru profa [:D]

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Postby nicol_s » Mon May 11, 2009 11:14 am

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Postby bibishka » Mon May 18, 2009 8:51 am

[czid] [czid] [czid]
sunt plina de nervi.
joi e constantin si elena si le-am cumparat de duminica trecuta socrilor cadouri. am mers intr-un centru comercial sa-mi scutrtez niste pantaloni si pana au fost gata mi-a venit ideea sa le cumpar si lor cate ceva.
m-am bucurat cand am gasit u tricou xxl care arata a xxl si nu am fost foarte atenta la el.

aseara dau peste punga cu tricoul si-l mai scot odata din punga....surpriza are o gaura fix in spate.....sa mor de ciuda....
trebuie iar sa ajung acolo la m,ag ....imi e tare peste mana ca se face o pasarela si trebuie sa-o iau cu metroul......si stau si ma gandesc daca o mai vrea aia sa mi-l schimbe ca nu mai am bonul.....
sa ma mai duc sau sa nu ma mai duc???!!!.....
nu imi e de bani dar ma simt cam fraierita ca vanzatoare sunt 99% sigura ca stia ca-i cu defect ca tot tinea punga intinsa si ma intreba ramane, ramane....ufff


prietenia este o legatura,dar care nu multora le e data si pe care nu toti o pot intemeia.
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Postby nicol_s » Mon May 18, 2009 8:57 am

Of, imi pare rau.
Eu zic sa te duci, poate te retine vanzatoarea si ti-l schimba, ca banii inapoi 100% nu ti-i mai da... [czid]

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