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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Aveti ciudatenii-pitici pe creier?

Aveti ciudatenii-pitici pe creier?

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Postby framboise » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:17 am

Si eu am pasarele la cap, un stol!
Cafeaua de dimineata. Nici nu pot vorbi fara ea. Primele 10 minute nu deschid gura. [dead] dupa aia urmeaza cafeaua de la pranz, cafeaua de dupa amiaza...ha ha ha... Nu suport sa vad tigari in scumiera, desi fumez. Le sting, le arunc. Ma obsedeaza mirosurile. Toata casa imi e plina de sprayuri de camera, lumanari parfumate, deodorante in priza...nu suport ordinea...imi da senzatia unei case nelocuite, ma apuca nervi subit daca cineva imi spune ca e mai bine altfel decat cum fac eu [:D] , nu ies din casa fara sa ma fardez, nu ma culc seara fara sa citesc, nu mai suport carnea, nici macar mirosul ei, sunt un fan al fructelor...si altele multe inca...ca ma doare capul numai sa mi le amintesc...ah, era sa uit, sa hoinarasc prin magazine...
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Postby ygrec » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:43 am

[quote="liliat"]Ygrec,este important sa fie fara companie?
daaaaa! My husband nu fumeaza si nu imi place sa imi stea pe cap sa imi monitorizeze "fumurile"....
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Postby carlitos_pink_analis » Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:50 pm

Si eu am pitici multi de tot.Daca ma enerveaza cineva si dupa aceea vine sa ma impace imi vine sa-l iau la bataie.Nu-mi plac lingusarerile nu-mi place nici cand cineva ini imbraca hainele sau ma cauta prin buzunare.Sa vedeti atunci cum imi ies piticii la suprafata de pe unde sunt ascunsi...
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Postby Lavinia04 » Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:56 pm

Eu am un pitic care tine de fardurile mele.Nu suport sa se dea cineva cu rujul meu de exemplu.
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Postby aceeasi_eu » Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:59 am

Dar asta tine de bun simt,zic eu...
Un ruj daca vrei sa-i afli nuanta il incerci pe mana,nu?
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Postby Lavinia04 » Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:46 am

Mai am si prietene care mai incercau rujul direct pe buze,sau o cumnata care merge la intalnire si se baga in trusa mea.Le-am repezit pe toate si acum ele stiu ca nu e voie. [:D]

Si cu parfumul sunt al fel.Bine ca nu am o sora.
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Postby Dana103 » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:36 pm

Cuscra draga, eu nici nu ma gandisem sa bag chestiile astea la categoria "Pitici". De ce sa la imprumut? Ca sa imi dea o candiduta, un stafilococ in schimb?
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Postby Lavinia04 » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:38 pm

Pai eu alti pitici nu am... [czid] asta e singurul care l-am gasit.
Am vazut fete care imprumut fardurile fara nici o problema, [czid]
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Postby Dana103 » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:44 pm

Las ca am eu si pentru tine! [:D]
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aveti ciudatenii-pitici pe creier

Postby karima » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:19 am

Legat de cafea am si eu una
La servici pot sa beau cafea si fara sa mananc inainte si sa fumez dar acasa trebuie sa mananc inainte,daca nu,mi se face rau.
Dar piticii si mai interesanti ii am seara in pat.Trebuie sa-mi aranjez perna si patura intr-un anumit fel ca sa pot adormi,daca se deranjeaza din anumit motiv nu mai pot sa adorm,ma invartesc si ma sucesc poate ore intregi [dead]
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