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Loc de dat cu capu'

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Postby oly76 » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:06 pm

Mela spune-i ca trebuie sa se faca "iertat" cu ceva super frumos pentru mami si pentru [bebe] !!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby ali23 » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:08 pm

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Postby mela81 » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:08 pm

deja stim ce primeste bebe Lara [:D] da pe mine il las sa ma surprinda.ca asa-i frumos.si atata ii trebuie sa vina cu mana goala [box]
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Postby cristina_gl » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:51 pm

Alex, se mai intampla. Trece ea urechiusa, pupam si noi. Si lui Cezar i s-a infectat un degetel de la picior dupa ce i-am taiat unghiile si l-am ciupit nitel (ca nu vrea sa stea deloc [czid] ) I-am pus rivanol si Baneocin unguent. Inca nu a trecut, dar nu-l mai doare.
Maria, bun venit in clubul nervosilor pe administratorii de bloc!

Si acum, sa ma mai dau nitel [czid] , poate ma incalzesc. [:D] Urmeaza o alta poveste din ciclul ,,Bu-hu-hu": azi noapte, centrala noastra termica s-a hotarat ca trebuie sa renunte la incalzit caloriferele in favoarea apei de la robinet. Cum va spuneam, de alaltaieri n-a mai vrut sa incalzeasca apa. Insa de dimineata, pe la vreo 5,30, m-am trezit tremurand sub patura. Cezar era si el sloi, dezvelit (evident) si cu nasturii de la pijama descheiati (probabil inainte de nani; n-am vazut, a adormit pe burta). Bun. Ma duc la bucatarie sa pornesc centrala, injurandu-mi sotul. M-am gandit ca a oprit-o el, fiind in calduri. [:D] Centrala moarta total. O invart de butoane, o mangai, o rog, ii trag si una... nimic. La ora 6,30 m-a anuntat sotul ca incalzeste apa!!! Si aseara a venit un nene s-o repare, dar evident ca n-avea la el piesa care trebuia. Cica doamna centrala face totul de capul ei, fara sa mai asculte de comenzile placii electronice. Rade de noi!!! Cica aparatele nu gandesc. Bu-hu-hu!
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Postby alex7 » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:52 pm

vin aici iar [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] sa dau tareee [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] ca am un sot extraordinar de destept cateodata [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] si-a lasat geanta in masina in fata firmei...si i-a furat-o [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] si nu va zicce avea in ea...plus actele,plus banii de telefon [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] s-a dus plimbarea noastra la bunici [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] si inca o gasca de bani si nervi pentru copii la acte [czid] [czid] [czid]
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Postby cristina_gl » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:54 pm

Oh, Alex, imi pare tare rau! Acum nu are rost sa te mai enervezi pe sot, faptul e consumat. E greu sa fii mereu vigilent in lumea asta plina de ,,smintiti si misei".
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Postby alex7 » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:57 pm

...cum sa nu aiba rost??ca doar nu-i prima data cand ii zic!!!are atata incredere in oameni!!!imi vine sa mooor!!! [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid]
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Postby doina_m20 » Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:04 pm

Vai Alex ce nasol. Traim in Romania doar,nu?
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Postby oanadd » Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:13 pm

off, alex!!! [czid] [czid] [floare] [pupi]
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Postby bebeca » Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:15 pm

Lipseste omu' o ora de pe forum, si toata lumea da [czid] [czid] [czid]
Alex, imi pare tare rau.....e vreo sansa sa o recuperati?? Stiu ca traim in RO, dar poate.....totusi.....
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