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La o cafelutza

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Postby marimira » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:20 pm

Piper fata... zapacita mai esti ! [:D] am fugit
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Postby mary_lou » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:21 pm






God doesn't give you the people you want, he gives you the the people you need.To help you, to hurt you, to leave you, to love you and to make you the person you were meant to be.
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Postby mary_lou » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:23 pm

Aho! Aho! Copii si frati,
Stati putin si nu manati!
Dati toti mana, mic cu mare
Ca sa spunem o urare.

Bucuros si-nzapezit
Anul Nou a si venit!
Acum, iata-l pe carari,
Cu urari si cu cantari.
Ia mai manati, mai!
Hai! Hai!

Am zarit printr-o fereastra
Un copil de seama noastra,
Care tot spunea:
Sorcova, vesela, micule, piticule,
Sa traiesti si sa cresti
Si ca merii sa-nfloresti.
Sa fii vesel si cuminte,
Sfatul mamei sa-l tii minte.
Cand la scoala o sa fii,
Dintre toti, mai bun sa fii.
Sa fii tare cum e fierul,
Sa fii iute ca otelul.
Manati mai flacai,
Si sunati din zurgalai!
Hai! Hai!

Aho! Aho!
Parinti, bunici,
Ascultati ce zic aici:
Am venit la colindat
Si-avem multe de urat.
Stam aici, cu mic, cu mare,
Sa va facem o urare.
Prin omatul de pe cale
Anul Nou vine agale
I-am trimis vorba sa vina
Sa v-aduca-n pumni lumina!
Fericire, sanatate,
De iubire s-aveti parte!
Langa brad, pe langa foc,
Sa va umple de noroc!





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Postby analy » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:30 pm

[noroc] [noroc] [noroc] Aho, aho copii si frati,
Stati putin si nu minati,
Linga boi v-alaturati.
Si cuvintul mi-ascultati.
Ia mai minati, mai, hai, hai...
S-a sculat mai an,
Badica Traian
Si-a-ncalecat pe-un cal invatat,
Cu seaua de aur,
Cu nume de Graur,
Cu friu de matase,
Impletit in sase,
Cit vita de groasa,
El in scari s-a ridicat,
Peste cimpuri s-a uitat,
Sa aleaga-un loc curat,
De arat si semanat.
Si-a pornit intr-o joi,
Cu un plug cu doispreceze boi.
Boi boureni,
In coada codalbeni,
In frunte tintatei,
Ia mai minati, mai, flacai, hai, hai...
La luna, la saptamina,
Isi umplu cu aur mina.
Si el vru sa vada,
De-i dete Dumnezeu roada.
Era-n spic cit vrabia,
Era-n bob cit trestia.
Ia mai minati, mai, hai, hai...
Traian iute s-a intors
Si din grajd alt cal a scos,
Un alt cal mai nazdravan,
Cum ii place lui Traian,
Negru ca corbul,
Iute ca focul,
De nu-l prinde locul.
Cu potcoave de argint,
Ce da sporul la fugit.
Traian iute-a-ncalecat,
La Tinchin a apucat
Si otel a cumparat,
Ca sa faca seceri mari,
Pentru seceratori tari.
Si-altele mai mititele,
Pentru fete ochesele
Si neveste tinerele.
De urat, am mai ura,
Dar ma tem ca va-nsera,
Pe aici, pe la dumneavoastra,
Departe de casa noastra.
Si ne-asteapte si-alte case,
Cu bucate mai gustoase,
Cu piine calda pufoasa,
Cu vinul de vita-aleasa,
Cu cotnar de Dragasani,
La anul si la multi ani!

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Postby analy » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:32 pm

Va pup fetelor si va doresc petrecere frumoasa de revelion [noroc] [noroc] [noroc] [noroc] [noroc] [noroc] [noroc]

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Postby mary_lou » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:33 pm






God doesn't give you the people you want, he gives you the the people you need.To help you, to hurt you, to leave you, to love you and to make you the person you were meant to be.
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Postby marimira » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:53 pm

Am revenit da ce zici ca tre sa ma coafez si eu sa ma ghilosesc ?
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Postby mary_lou » Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:28 pm

Pai haidi duamna fa-te frumoasa se poate,sa intampini anu nou - uracioasa? [:D]





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Postby mary_lou » Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:33 pm

Mamaaaaaaaa ce as bea o cafea..... [poft]





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Postby analy » Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:34 pm

Aho, aho, manageri si magnati,
Stati putin si nu va crizati,
La prognoza v-adunati
Si analiza-mi ascultati!

Maine anul se-noieste,
Economia se porneste,
Dupa credite a urla
Si la BEC a colinda.

Criza-i grea, deficitu-i mare,
Semne bune PIB-ul n-are,
Semne rele pentru industrii,
La auto si constructii.

Zurgalai si actiuni,
Hai noroc la emisiuni!
Zurgalai si milionari,
Manati, mai, actionari!


Productia vedem cum se opreste,
Iar somajul in procente creste.
Consumul evolutie negativa inregistreaza,
Iar deflatia in sus accelereaza.

S-aveti parte de finantare,
Ieftina si generoasa!
S-aveti parte de dezvoltare,
Trainica si sanatoasa!

Comenzi multe sa primiti,
Obiectivele sa vi le-ndepliniti!
Bani pentru angajati s-aveti,
In somaj sa nu-i trimiteti!

Taxe mici noi va dorim,
La buget sa contribuim!
Din timp sa ne asiguram
Politicienii sa-i ingrasam.

Zurgalai si comisioane,
BNR pe banci sa le blestame!
Zurgalai si mii de taxe,
Guvernantii sa ne mai lase!

Zurgalai si speculanti,
In alte tari sa mai plecati!
Zurgalai si investitori,
Ia mai manati, mai, antrepenori!

HAAAAAAAI!!!

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