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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - nu mai stiu la ce subiect trebuia sa raspund...

nu mai stiu la ce subiect trebuia sa raspund...

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Postby mela81 » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:40 pm

imi vine sa [czid] ca i-am facut Larei niste poze cand baga la iaurt si era toata murdara,la fel si dulapul,si cand i-am dat cut m-a intrebat calculatorul asta daca le inlocuiesc,i-am dat yes fara sa ma gandesc si acuma,cand am vrut sa pun una,vad ca nu-s.ce nervi am!
nu le mai pot recupera,oare?
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Postby MIRI2005 » Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:04 am

Cauta, fata, la recicle bin(parca asa ii zice la "gunoi").
Auziti, bai, senzualelor, eu ii dau la buci, ca sa creasca mare si bombat [:D]
Hai, ma, Ana, ca la noi inca nu merge cu pedepse din astea, ea n-are nici 2 ani.
Zilele trecute i-am zis sa stea la colt, ca nu e cuminte si sa stii c-a stat vreun minut, desi, tot asa, cu figuri. Are niste aere in cap...... Si repet, n-are inca 2 ani. Mor cand vad cum isi bate joc de mine, desi, ma topesc cand o vad asa figuranta si imi vine sa rad [czid] E asa haioasa cum da ea ochii peste cap si da din gene la mine [:D] [:D] [:D]
Ce nu-mi place e ca face intentionat si s-a intins toata dulceata aia pe parchet si arata ca dracu, ca nu am si spalat, inca. Doar am sters. [czid]
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Postby Brunhilda » Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:58 am

treaba cu fluturatu' genelor si datu' ochilor pe spate... e mortala..

cand o vad pe bebe cum face la buni (de obicei) ma cracanez de ris...
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Postby mela81 » Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:59 am

Miri,nu-s acolo.mi-a inlocuit nesimtitul asta de calculator cateva poze,mi-am si dat seama care,da ia-le de unde nu-s.
am inceput sa o pun si eu la colt.daca face vreo prostie mare o duc acolo,de vreo 3 ori s-a intamplat.si sta acolo si asteapta pana vin dupa ea.n-o las niciodata nici macar un minut.sper sa nu gresesc cu asta.
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Postby ali23 » Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:25 pm

A mea a inceput daca o cert sa nu mai "vorbeasca" cu mine,sa nu se mai uite la mine.....nici nu ma baga in seama....se face ca ploua.....si daca vreau mai tirziu s-o pup,ma impinge....si ma fac eu ca-ssuparata....si ea vine....Mamiiii.....brate.....si cum sa nu-ti vina sa-i maninci??????
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Postby MIRI2005 » Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:36 pm

Cica se lasa un minut pentru fiecare an.
Am vazut asta pe Euforia, la niste psihologi care invata mamele cum sa se poarte cu copiii cu diferite "probleme".
E un fel de super nanny, dar in Anglia [:D]
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Postby Nadia_S » Fri Oct 27, 2006 9:33 am

Ieri fiumiu a luat-o razna.
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Aici se gandea cum sa dea jos sosetele
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Iar pe la ora 11 aseara nu puteam sa-l iau de la joaca
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Postby Nadia_S » Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:59 am

Ce zicetzi s-a bucurat tati cand a vazut ca am "SCRIAT ?"
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Postby MIRI2005 » Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:02 am

Aoleu, frate, pe mine ma ia cu frisoane cand vad pereti mazgaliti [czid] Eu nu mai am nimic de scris la nivelul mainilor si ochilor ei [czid]
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