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Loc de dat cu capu'

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Postby oanadd » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:44 am

un meci de [box] intre mamici???? super! ma bag si eu cu cele care nu-si pot struni copii. evident, nu am nimic cu femeile decat daca copilul meu are de suferit. dar sa stiti ca eu am sa o invat pe bria sa dea pumni daca o supara cineva. nu sa vina plangand ca cineva a impins-o sau ca i-a dat vreo palma. [:D]
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Postby Cipisor » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:32 am

Vin si eu la [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid] [czid]
O sun pe mama, de, sa-i povestesc cum dadea nepot-su/nepoat-sa din maini si picioare la ecografie si ... incepe sa mi se planga de ce mai sufera ea ..., de cata treaba a facut ... Am incheiat scurt convorbirea fara sa-i mai spun nimic!!! Si uite asa m-am umplut eu de nervi ...
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Postby alovel » Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:15 am

Cipisor, n-ai vorbit cumva cu mama mea ? [:D]
Ca si a mea asa face de cand o stiu. Eu sun sa zic ceva serios si ea incepe instantaneu sa povesteasca: ce si-a mai cumparat ea, ce a vazut la TV etc. etc.
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Postby Cipisor » Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:23 am

Sunt sigura ca a fost a mea!!! Pana sa se dezmeticeasca ea ca a raspuns cumnata-miu la telefon ... zdrang telefonul in furca. Ce-mi strica un sunet de ton de telefon asa de dimineata!!! [czid]
Am mai sunat inca o data ...
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A mea imi povesteste cum a muncit ea la tara 2 zile, cum o doare nu stiu ce, cum a zacut ... Face treaba 2 zile si sufera si se vaita 2 saptamani dupa...!!! [czid] [czid]
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Postby oanadd » Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:57 pm

doamne, parca e sora geamana a mamei!!
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Postby alex7 » Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:22 pm

..nu pot intelege cum pot fi asa unele mame...a mea este suuuper din toate punctele de vedere [cool] [cool] [cool] ...cand eram mai mica spuneam ca am cea mai buna mama din lume si imi dau seama cata dreptate aveam...cu soacra e mai greu,dar... [cfev] [cfev] [cfev]
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Postby Cipisor » Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:24 pm

Oauuu!!! Nu mi-am inchipuit ca mai are "surori"!!! [czid]
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Postby oanadd » Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:26 pm

faza cu maica'mea, azi!!!
o sun sa-i spun ca stiu de la o prietena ca in bloc cu ea la etajul 5 sau 6, vinde cineva un apartament. noi fiind acum in cautari pentru un aparatament cu 3 camere. si ea ce-mi raspunde, molcom, fara nici un chef???
"pai si eu ce vrei sa fac? o sa va duc sa vad daca stie cineva, dar nu acum. poate mai pe seara, sau maine!!"
de parca ala o astepta pe ea sa-si miste curul 3 etaje mai sus!! nu sunt decat 2 apartamente pe scara cu 3 camere, asa ca cautarile erau minime. 4 usi!!! nu cred ca era asa de greu in conditiile in care stie ca suntem presati de timp!!
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Postby Cipisor » Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:27 pm

Are si un "merit": mai [czid] pe ziua de astazi?
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Postby Cipisor » Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:30 pm

Pai dupa ce te-a rasfatat sotul ... trebuia si un dus rece!!! [:D] Sa vii aici la rand... [czid]
Daca o suni sa-i spui cat de frumos ar fi sa stati in acelasi bloc, la cateva etaje diferenta ...??? (stii ce faci, da???)
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