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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - la volan

la volan

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!
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Postby MariaParvu » Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:55 am

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Postby Katerina » Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:50 pm

Azi nu s-a putut intelege nimeni cu mine.
Am stat cu batista in mana si ochii in lacrimi.
Spre seara m-am hotarat sa trec pe la spital, sa vad cum se simte fata.
Am aflat ca a plecat acasa. Asta e f bine. Medicii nu-i dadeau drumul daca nu era in stare buna.

De la spital am trecut pe la Politie sa vad ce mai am de facut. Mi-au spus ca trebuie scos un certificat medico-legal, atat mai trebuie la dosar.
Politistul m-a intrebat ce au spus cei de la Asigurari, cine va plati reparatia masinii. Si i-am zis ca vinovatul, adica fata. Intr-un fel, parca nu i-a convenit raspunsul, dar daunele sunt prea mari pentru a spune eu celor de la Asigurari ca am gasit-o busita in parcare. Asta e! Greseala trebuie platita!

Dupa ce am ajuns acasa m-am hotarat sa mananc ceva. Am slabit in astea 5 zile de nu ma recunosc, incep sa cada hainele de pe mine.
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Postby aceeasi_eu » Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:18 pm

Am reusit sa fac o ...mica boacana la...volan!!!!!! [czid]
Cu trecerile mele repetate si zilnice cu bacul...am lovit cu teava de esapament,in marsalier, un Volvo...care se grabea si el ca si mine sa iasa printre primii de pe bac...(ca aici asa e,daca esti primul parca...esti primul si-n ..viata [dead] )
Avusesem o zi grea,fara sot de 2 saptamani si cu toate sarcinile pe capul meu...
Mai,si nu stiu cum facusem,dar pina acum ma descurcasem onorabil,lucrurile parca curgeau...era prea bine... [alc]
Am lovit aripa unui preot,era marti... [:D]
Acum sunt buna de plata... [czid]
Cert este ca seara si dimineata urmatoare am fost daramata,senzatia ca sunt un nimeni,ca nu sunt in stare sa conduc o masina ca lumea(asta fiindca am primit remarci de genul...,,e o...femeie..,, [dead]
Insa aII-a zi ,trecand cu bacul, ma intalnesc cu un bun prieten de-al sotului care-mi arata cu mandrie,masina lui...botita pe bac...
Si reactia mea????????
Am sarit in sus de bucurie!!!!!!!!!!Deci si tu????????Yeeeeeeees!!
A ramas masca,apoi veni explicatia.... [:D]
Acum ...mi-am revenit(dar la plata...mai am inca pina imi revin...) [:D]
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Postby Cipisor » Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:26 pm

Se intampla!!! O sa fii putin mai atenta de acum inainte si...

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Postby Primrose » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:02 pm

Imi pare rau, Lili pentru ghinionul tau cu masina. Se poate intampla oricui sa aiba zile proaste la volan/la serviciu, indiferent de varsta si sex. [cfev]
"E o intamplare a fiintei mele..." [flo]
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Postby Kristin » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:05 am

LIBERTATEA SUPREMA E ALEGEREA ATITUDINII, INDIFERENT DE CIRCUMSTANTE.
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Postby aceeasi_eu » Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:31 pm

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Postby popica70 » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:13 pm

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Postby aceeasi_eu » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:57 pm

Fara suparare! [noroc]
Omu' din greseli invata... [czid]
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Postby popica70 » Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:01 pm

Nu-i vorba de atceva decat de "splendidele asigurari auto"!

Probabil ca "nenea ala lovit", nu avea toate actele in regula!
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