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Forum CopilulMeu • View topic - Care este primul lucru pe care ti l-a spus cineva astazi?

Care este primul lucru pe care ti l-a spus cineva astazi?

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Postby bella84 » Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:21 am

La mine a fost fara cuvinte [:D] [red face]


Cat cerul e albastru suntem deasupra tuturor !!!
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Postby marimira » Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:49 am

Dupa un trantit de usi, o lumina de televizor in ochi si o scartaiala de monitor de calculator si fara macar un "neata"macar, imi venea sa ma urc pe pereti [czid] , am intrat in camera Pufoasei statea pe oala cu o carte in brate ciufulita si imbujorata si mi-a zis "mamiiii m-am tezit " ...ce poate fi mai frumos?
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Postby nicol_s » Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:57 am

Of, Mira, asa e, copiii ne fac sa simtim ca avem un rost pe pamant mai mult decat barbatii.
Nici al meu nu se mai prea omoara cu vorbele dulci...cu toate ca mai demult nu pleca pana nu ma trezeam si-l pupam, acum rar mai primesc acesta rasfat. [:D]
Poate are si o scuza, sa nu trezeasca Chitibusa.... [;)

De trantit nu tranteste usile, insa da drumul la apa la baie la max...si mor cand aud cum suiera bateria.
De atatea ori i-am facut observatie, insa zice ca nu e apa calda si de aceea lasa sa curga la max sa vina apa calda mai repede. [cfev]
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Postby DRIANA » Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:56 pm

Sotul m-a pupat [il] Iar fii-mea a zis ceva de genul ..."mami, mai dormi? Trezeste-te..ai dormit si azi-noapte!" [:D]

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Postby nicole@b » Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:41 pm

fetitamea:"mami,pot sa nu ma duc la scoala azi?" [:D]
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Postby mischaela » Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:31 am

dimineata lui taica-su
mi-a intrat o gagarita in cund ... si n-am plans
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Postby Dual » Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:34 am

[ Rad cu gura pana la urechi]
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Postby jo_ana » Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:25 am

"Mami, pot sa vin a tine sa ne iubim cu buicu?"
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Postby Agy25 » Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:27 am

Jazmin apare la 7 fara 5 langa patul meu si imi spune,"trezeste-te repede sa mergem la gradi!"Apoi am luat-o langa mine sa mai dormim cand la 7 suna ceasul! [:D]
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Postby mamiy » Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:05 pm

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