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La o cafelutza

Mituri si realitati! Femeile despre... barbati! Barbatii despre... femei!

Postby Floraa » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:30 am

Mai Bella cre' ca are o mutricica tare dulce pitica ta..........io un nu as rezista si as lua-o la pupacit.

Fetili va urez o zi buna.

Io azi era sa fiu ca Mischa, fara bulitin, permis de conducere, cartela sanitara, carte de identitate.............ma rog fara identitate.
Imi ramasese numai certificatul de nastere acasa.

Ieri seara ma duc sa iau mozzarella.
Seara la culcare caut telefonul sa-l pun sa sune pt dimineata si nu gasesc partea cea mai importanta si grea din toata geanta.........portofelul.
Caut sa innebunesc nu alta si merg resemnata la culcare.
Dimineata, fuga la magazin.............vanzatoarea ma astepta, si eu spasita intreb de portofel.
Mi-l intinde zambitoare...............asa oameni i-s de pus la "Panoul de onoare"
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Postby bucurroxana » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:32 am

oau flora ce noroc ai!!! sa ii duci o tava cu pizza sau una cu paste la femeie [}:)] ca tare sunt bune nu?

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Postby Floraa » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:38 am

Din fericire (sau din nefericire pt mine) nu erau bani in portofel ca am avut monede si erau in buzunar, dar erau acte si unul daca vrea sa faca rau distruge actele............sa vezi atunci distractie: poze noi (coafura noua), cereri, taxe, etc. [cfev]

Chiar ca merita o tava cu pizza.............oare cum de nu m-am gandit?
Am bagat ca sparta in mine ieri [red face]
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Postby bibishka » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:27 pm

bay, Flora sa cu crezi acum ca tu ti-ai pierdut portofelul ca ti-am facut noi vreun vudu pt cat ne torturezi la culinar.....


cinste italiencei....in romanica sigur nu-l mai gaseai....se razbuna pe tine ca nu erau bani si arunca cine stiepe unde actele


prietenia este o legatura,dar care nu multora le e data si pe care nu toti o pot intemeia.
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Postby Floraa » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:54 pm

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Postby bella84 » Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:49 pm

Gata si prima tura de plimbare am plecat mai devreme pe la 11 si ne am intors pe la 1 30 , papat, [dint] si nani de la 2........asteptam tura doua la leagane de la 6 [:D] aaaaaa si pana la urma facu si pipilici de doua ori la olita [cool]


Cat cerul e albastru suntem deasupra tuturor !!!
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Postby mischaela » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:47 pm

bai fratilor trageti-mi una ... daca batranii astia nu-s cu capul ...
ma sufoc de nervi ...
m-a sunat maica-mea ca imi spun sa vina bob ca si-a rupt mana ...
cum? s-a urcat sa-si puna perdelele ... tu-le muma lor de perdele ca daca nu-s cu capul frate ... bagami-as in ea de curatenia lui peste ... tre sa te sinucizi acum ca sa ai un cacat pe perdea in geam ...
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Postby mary_lou » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:49 pm

Ceeeeeeeeeeeee?!!! Vai mama...Saraca de ea si saraca de tine!! Sanatate !!





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Postby mischaela » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:52 pm

da ma ... o iau razna cand aud de faze de astea ...
acu ceva vreme o bortoasa a cazut tot asa ... era in luna a noua si a dat coltu si ea si plodu' ... DE CE frate ...
ca sa fie curatenie ... bagamias in ea de curatenie
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acu sa vezi ... mielu i se mai lipeste la varsta pe care o are ... si ce statie meteo ambulanta o sa fie ...
si cine pielea mea imi mai sta mie cu plodul ... [cfev] [cfev] [cfev]
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Postby mary_lou » Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:02 pm

Aoleuuuuuu mi-aduci aminte de eu cu Octav de 6 luni, cu grija lu neamurile lu barbat -soacra operata de hernie de disc a doua oara!! Parca eram capra cu doua case si iedu mic..Mama ce frecushala am mai luat trei luni!!
Deci te inteleg!! Sanatate inca-odata!





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